[Voice]

[frigginsterling]

Christ, this place is boring.

Look guys, I'm seriously fuckin' dying of boredom here. Not that that Fair Day and Ti-froy-pom-ti-pom thing dun't sound sterling, but I'm bored now.

Anyone want to go jack Bert's firing range and shoot shit? You up for it, Hiruma? Bert? Josh? Anybody?

Comments

[i_see_death]

Boring? Sheol? Goodness, don't say that too loudly -- you might hurt the poor Reaper's feelings. [He shrugs and grins -- he's mildly surprised to have been invited, but doesn't particularly show it.] "Shooting shit", ah... hardly sounds appealing. I could probably be persuaded to shoot at targets, though.

[frigginsterling]

'Least it was interesting when the Reaper was pissed off.

[This is total bravado. Woody had a hell of a time when the Reaper was torturing them]

Yeah, mate, fuck off. That's not funny. [Laughs anyway]

Have you got a gun?

[i_see_death]

[small, dry chuckle] It was educational, I'll give you that.

And yes, I've got a gun. Have you?

[frigginsterling]

Nope, what I've got is way better. I have a mate with bag of guns.

[fuckingkillthem]

[He grins at him, already picking up his bag from the floor.] Well, why the fuck not.

[frigginsterling]

Sterlin'.

Mind if Josh tags along?

[fuckingkillthem]

[Hiruma chuckles, his tone a bit joking.] Not as long as the little squirt isn't fuckin' better than me at shooting. Kekeke..

[frigginsterling]

Oooh, I'm pickin' up a hint of bitterness there, mate. Wait till you meet Bert. He lost an eye and he can still shoot the wing off a fly at fifty paces.

[askthelookout]

Of course. I'm always up for showing off my superiority to you mere plebs, kennit?

Seriously, though. I've been making some more precise targets, too, so it'll be more interesting. Now my aim's getting halfway good again, kennit? I'll bring those, and my catapult.

Sound good?

[frigginsterling]

What superiority? Hiruma's got a fuckin' rocket launcher! That's like...the power of ten gunslingers! I vote you two have a competition.

Sounds sterling, mate. Awreet. This'll be a proper party, this.

[askthelookout]

What in the hells is a rocket launcher? [Laughs]

But competition? I don't know... not unless he's a better shot than you, Woody. That would just be too easy.

[frigginsterling]

Very explosive.

Bert, Bert, Bert. The guy's a friggin' genius.

Anyway, when'd you last see me shoot?