Comments | frigid_damsel: a scientologist once accused me of being a drug dealer.

frigid_damsel

a scientologist once accused me of being a drug dealer.

Jul 16, 2003 19:03

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack ( Read more... )

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Oh, that crazy Xenu... dubq July 16 2003, 19:08:08 UTC

Man, it's like the Matrix... or Battlefield Earth --- wait a minute! ;p Seriously, what the fuck was Hubbard on? Or even better, what are the people who believe this on?

"The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!"

na na na na na na na na leader! frigid_damsel July 16 2003, 19:28:14 UTC

I know!
no matter how much brain washing, I don't think I could ever believe a story like this one.
Flying monkeys, maybe. But never Xenu.

Re: na na na na na na na na leader! dubq July 17 2003, 06:35:38 UTC

Xenu is one letter away from the name of a pet rodent I used to have. That says it all right there.

inmyglasscoffin July 16 2003, 20:48:22 UTC

omg take your meds!!!!!

Re: frigid_damsel July 16 2003, 21:08:22 UTC

hey man, I didn't write the thing. I just preach the word in hopes of stealing your money

inmyglasscoffin July 16 2003, 21:18:47 UTC

i will come to TO so you can brainwash me...but first lemme get a job so i can have money for you to steal.

Re: frigid_damsel July 16 2003, 21:26:07 UTC

it's a deal!
and make some big bucks! I want this to be worth my time

shadowfool July 16 2003, 22:19:59 UTC

Wow.. Where do i sign up? i'm being serious.

Re: frigid_damsel July 16 2003, 22:31:29 UTC

duh!
we pass by their cult headquarters all the time!

we should go in and do their personality test, which is impossible to pass.
I'm interested in hearing what their sales pitch is.

dubq July 17 2003, 06:35:00 UTC

I'm totally game for that. Just to fuck with their heads.

Re: frigid_damsel July 17 2003, 10:16:57 UTC

we are SO there!
I see the guy who called me a drug dealer in there all the time. I think he's a high level moron. I wonder if he remembers me. Only one way to find out!

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ze_deathpiggy July 17 2003, 08:38:48 UTC

Xenu? Teegeeack? Space planes? Thats it! I'm sold!
Let me just get a lobotomy and maybe, you could give me the address for this place?

Re: frigid_damsel July 17 2003, 10:23:13 UTC

they would be more then happy to have a fine upstanding lobotomized member like you!
Don't forget to pack for a life of servitude and isolation.
Really, I don't know why so many people are anti scientology. Obviously a lot of thought and research went into Hubbard's creation theory.

ex_mojocat2 July 17 2003, 17:17:26 UTC

1. the test rocks. you get told to take either Dianetics (intense thetan removal) or just regular Scientology. The difference is how much brainwashing you need.

2. no for real, they put you in a chair and shine a light on you and stuff and tell you the same thing over and over to get rid of your engrams

3. i hope my baby don't come out all fucked up and shit

4. There's a Livejournal for Xenu.
captain_xenu or captainxenu, don't remember which.

BATTLEFIELD EARTH ROCKED if today was OPPOSITE DAY HAHA