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[momma_frinkle]

Deer babeh frinkles,

Thiz r ur mother. Has u been bad frinkles? Momma will spanx you!

Gud frinkles gets to suckle at mah maneh teats.

I r a gud momma-frinkle. I luv u unconditionally.

COME TO MY BOSOM.

Love,

Yo momma.

Comments

[frinkle_orphans]

We is good kittens and our patience iz paid off! HATS!

[momma_frinkle]

Momma so proud of her hatted offspring!!

[wrinklecat]

Momma, I has a qwerstion.

Am I adopted? I don't look like any of my brother and sister frinkles.

And can I have a sweater. I's cold, and my others are dirty because I'm too little to work the washer.

Luv,
Wrinkle

[momma_frinkle]

Momma knew this day wud come.

Sit wid me by the fire, little wrinklecat, and let momma tells you abouts a tom-cat who made teh ladies scream despite his male pattern baldness. . . .

[babyfrinkle]

Don't worry. I take cares of you. *snuggles*

[frinkleworth]

Ah, hello, Mother. Have you any legal problems of late?

...Also, is darthfrinkle really our Daddy (aside from wrinklecat of course.