EWWWWWW!

[frisbeast]

This past Friday, I went in to work for a few massage clients. With about 15 minutes to go in my second massage of the day, my client lets out a horrific fart. She comments that she really has no shame and that at least it doesn't smell. I start smelling it, and begin holding my breath. It dissipates, and I soon forget about it; then she announces

Comments

[spazzybear]

Oh. My. God. I can't stop laughing. That is just awful! Why didn't she just excuse herself? Jeez. Hope you have some better smelling funny moments tomorrow.

[dailybecoming]

personally i think that it is unprofessional for her to behave that way - esp. durring the massage. You should NOT be cleaning up her bodily fluid/ excarments (sp?) unless you have been trained - for all you know she has parricites or worms... or some other contagious somthing or other.

Honestly if i were you i would have discontinued the massage after #2 (ha ha the fart not the poo) and especially after she thought it was funny to subject you to something so vile.

but hey - you do what you want.

[sar1484]

WOW that's all I can say