Hello, My Name is Jimmy Pop, and I'm a dumb white guy.

[fritocheez]

i'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high. i don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she's fly. but i can take the heat cause i'm the other white meat known as 'kid funky fried'. yeah i'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye but if i crashed into uranus i would stick it where the

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Jesus... CHRIST!

[anonymous]

Ok, that whole first paragraph? I imagined this funky-ass beat in my mind and started rapping it TO MYSELF. And the scary part? IT WAS GOOD.

Thanks a lot, Dan. I really should smash your car up with a hammer except I know the cops would care no matter what you've been telling me.

Do the party thing, ok? It'll be fun. =)

-Matticus

Re: Jesus... CHRIST!

[fritocheez]

Yeah... those are the lyrics to a bloodhound gang song, 'fire water burn'. You know. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.

=) It's a song. And it's an awesome song.

-D