Yay for fun surveys!
I know it seems like I've been on a survey kick...
And it's because I have... But this one is good! Swear! Honest Injun!
If I were a month I would be: December. Because it's Christmas ~and~ my birthday. So like... everyone in the world loves me.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday. Because it's not the end of the weekend, so you can still do stuff, but most people don't have to work on Saturdays. And I'm all about not having to work.
If I were a time of day I would be: 12:53am. Because it's just about the time when the world is winding down, and the good stuff is mostly over on television, and it's a time when, if everything were to be right with the world, it would be at that time.
If I were a planet I would be: Earth. Because it's close enough to the sun to be not-dead, but far enough away to be not-dead. Plus, I like animals. And there's a shortage of animals elsewhere. But I'd be sure to make a flood that wiped out the stupid people. But the smart people would have boats, and they'd laugh at the stupid people, just to make them feel even more stupid.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A shark. Because I like to swim around, and I hate slimy things. So jellyfish, regular fish, and the octopus, and squid are pretty much out. I wouldn't want to be a manatee, because they're slow and fat. And dolphins are too happy all the time. Unless I could be a dolphin with a sword tied to my fin.
If I were a direction I would be: North. It's where the cold comes from. It would come from the south too, but the north is better. But the south has penguins... I'll have to think more about this one.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A chair. One with a big spike sticking out of the seat, so no one would sit on me. Except maybe hot girls.
If I were a sin I would be: Pride.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hmmm. I don't really like a lot of historical figures. They're usually pretty crappy, and almost invariably dead. But I guess if I had to pick, I would say Buddha, or something.
If I were a liquid I would be: Water. Because water is good.
If I were a stone, I would be: Tiger's eye, or whatever that stone is. Or one that is blacklight reactive. Those are snazzy.
If I were a tree, I would be: Made of wood... But I'd probably be a birch tree. I love those.
If I were a bird, I would be: A penguin. Because I like to swim. And I like the cold. Maybe a penguin with a jetpack, so if I wanted to fly, I could. And all the other penguins would be jealous.
If I were a tool, I would be: A sledge hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Sunflowers. Because they make me smile.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Cool with a light breeze, and a little bit of rain, but only a very light misty drizzle.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: An electric guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: A Welsh corgi.
If I were a color, I would be: Forest green.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A pickle.
If I were a sound, I would be: Water flowing.
If I were an element, I would be: Lead.
If I were a car, I would be: A silver McLarenF1.
If I were a song, I would be: Tomorrow Comes Today - Gorillaz
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Sam Raimi.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Alan Moore.
If I were a food, I would be: Meat popsicle.
If I were a place, I would be: Harbor Beach, MI
If I were a material, I would be: Plastic.
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: Love.
If I were a religion, I would be: I would choose to not be.
If I were a word, I would be: Mnemonic.
If I were an object, I would be: A lightbulb.
If I were a body part I would be: The hands.
If I were a facial expression I would be: Iminent Death.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Recess.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Spider-Man. Or Vash the Stampede
If I were a shape I would be a: Free-form shape.
If I were a number I would be: 18.28376
-D
And it's because I have... But this one is good! Swear! Honest Injun!
If I were a month I would be: December. Because it's Christmas ~and~ my birthday. So like... everyone in the world loves me.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday. Because it's not the end of the weekend, so you can still do stuff, but most people don't have to work on Saturdays. And I'm all about not having to work.
If I were a time of day I would be: 12:53am. Because it's just about the time when the world is winding down, and the good stuff is mostly over on television, and it's a time when, if everything were to be right with the world, it would be at that time.
If I were a planet I would be: Earth. Because it's close enough to the sun to be not-dead, but far enough away to be not-dead. Plus, I like animals. And there's a shortage of animals elsewhere. But I'd be sure to make a flood that wiped out the stupid people. But the smart people would have boats, and they'd laugh at the stupid people, just to make them feel even more stupid.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A shark. Because I like to swim around, and I hate slimy things. So jellyfish, regular fish, and the octopus, and squid are pretty much out. I wouldn't want to be a manatee, because they're slow and fat. And dolphins are too happy all the time. Unless I could be a dolphin with a sword tied to my fin.
If I were a direction I would be: North. It's where the cold comes from. It would come from the south too, but the north is better. But the south has penguins... I'll have to think more about this one.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A chair. One with a big spike sticking out of the seat, so no one would sit on me. Except maybe hot girls.
If I were a sin I would be: Pride.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hmmm. I don't really like a lot of historical figures. They're usually pretty crappy, and almost invariably dead. But I guess if I had to pick, I would say Buddha, or something.
If I were a liquid I would be: Water. Because water is good.
If I were a stone, I would be: Tiger's eye, or whatever that stone is. Or one that is blacklight reactive. Those are snazzy.
If I were a tree, I would be: Made of wood... But I'd probably be a birch tree. I love those.
If I were a bird, I would be: A penguin. Because I like to swim. And I like the cold. Maybe a penguin with a jetpack, so if I wanted to fly, I could. And all the other penguins would be jealous.
If I were a tool, I would be: A sledge hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Sunflowers. Because they make me smile.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Cool with a light breeze, and a little bit of rain, but only a very light misty drizzle.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: An electric guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: A Welsh corgi.
If I were a color, I would be: Forest green.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A pickle.
If I were a sound, I would be: Water flowing.
If I were an element, I would be: Lead.
If I were a car, I would be: A silver McLarenF1.
If I were a song, I would be: Tomorrow Comes Today - Gorillaz
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Sam Raimi.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Alan Moore.
If I were a food, I would be: Meat popsicle.
If I were a place, I would be: Harbor Beach, MI
If I were a material, I would be: Plastic.
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: Love.
If I were a religion, I would be: I would choose to not be.
If I were a word, I would be: Mnemonic.
If I were an object, I would be: A lightbulb.
If I were a body part I would be: The hands.
If I were a facial expression I would be: Iminent Death.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Recess.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Spider-Man. Or Vash the Stampede
If I were a shape I would be a: Free-form shape.
If I were a number I would be: 18.28376
-D