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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young POOPSMITH named NICK. He was GRUDGINGLY SQUEALING in the SMARMY forest when he met SEXY DANNY, a run-away WASHROOM ATTENDANT from the STICKY Queen MIRANDA.
NICK could see that SEXY DANNY was hungry so he reached into his PLASTIC CUP and give him his ROUGH ITALIAN. SEXY DANNY was thankful for NICK's ITALIAN, so he told NICK a very WET story about Queen MIRANDA's daughter JESSICA. How her mother, the STICKY Queen MIRANDA, kept her locked away in a LEGO protected by a gigantic LLAMA, because JESSICA was so SMELLY.
NICK FARTED. He vowed to SEXY DANNY the WASHROOM ATTENDANT that he would save the SMELLY JESSICA. He would BLINK the LLAMA, and take JESSICA far away from her eveil mother, the STICKY Queen MIRANDA, and SKIP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BRIGHT VOLCANO ERUPTION and SEXY DANNY the WASHROOM ATTENDANT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LLAMA from his story. STICKY Queen MIRANDA FARTED out from behind a DILDO and struck NICK dead. In the far off LEGO you could hear a SQUEEK.
THE END.
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