My Long Absence

[fritolayman]

I am sorry that I could not update you in the progress I have made in the war against the lesser potato chip companies (and other oppponents of Frito-Lay). The fact is, to be quite honest, I have made none. In fact, my entire life has somewhat been on hold, as I have been in the hospital

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[anonymous]

We at Nabisco are on to you.

[fritolayman]

THIS IS WHY I KEEP BREAKING THINGS