The lighter on our stove has been clicking for over 2 hours and we can't stop it, MY HOUSE COULD BLOW UP AT ANY MINUTE.

I got black pen ink EVERYWHERE.

to the extent that my mom thought I dyed my hair cause yeah, its all over. whooops.

i'm done.

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I can't believe I talked to Eugene Mirman. I have such an awkward old man crush on him. jsdbhfjkdfhjkdfgjkfdbgjkbgjcbvgjgv YES!!

Do I lose a new bag of torilla chips? Really! Ugh!

Today I threatened the sky and let myself get caught in the rain. True story.

I'm actually doing eventful things this weekend, whoaaaa!

Dr appointment tommorrow, though.

Oh and I still don't have a car.
WOOOO WOO.

Today I fucked up an entire batch of cupcakes by adding too much baking soda. Fucking cocks ughughuguhug ( Read more... )

I've been staying up late every night worrying ( Read more... )

Today my 8 year old cousin screamed at the dinner table "I AM NOT A CHILD OF GOD ( Read more... )

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"Yeah, we graduated high school, how totally amazing."
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Yesterday I bought a near perfect condition typewriter for $1
then watched a chipmunk die due to lack of effort from those around me.

I can't stand most of the people I know and I don't like this weather, it ruins days.

I graduate Wednesday. What the fuck.