Doug indirectly convinced me to cut my hair rather short.
He directly tried to convince me to buy butt plugs, which I did not.

Today Tim & I talked about NOFX and then I spit in his mouth.
Also, we're going to prom together. weeeeeeeee!!!!

I don't care if you are a communist, you're a great friend.

OK. SO. I've gotton hiccups EVERY SINGLE DAY for about the past 2 weeks or-so. Sometimes even up to FIVE times in one day. I CAN'T MAKE THEM GO AWAY. I drink water and they go away, but they always return the next day. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. I haven't changed my diet at all nor been drinking more/less water or anything. I'm going to ( Read more... )

,but fuck.

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Seeing the girl you heard fart while sleeping in your psych class being one of Playboy.com's "Co-Ed's of the Week" is a truely humbling and amusing experience.
I wear make-up when I shower too, Allison. All the time. Really.

bwaaah!

I love when my principal tells me not to screw up on the A.P. test that I've been studying like crazy for, because it'll make the school look bad and she'll have to deal with it ( Read more... )

when he first told me relationships were hard work i scouffed it off and had no idea what he was talking about.
i honestly had barely any understanding and thought he was just being a bitter old man-boy.

i get it now.

I went to Providence, Rhode Island last night ( Read more... )

Ben left Sunday.
I rode my bike to his house at 6:15AM to say goodbye.
He wrote me a really short and sweet letter and gave me some wild flowers.
We cried and hugged like 4875684376548765 times.
I miss him lots.

Ok, so let me rephrase things ( Read more... )