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[frivolousfairy]

HAHAHA..*laughs*...wow, not my first choice for a love interest, not sure how that would work..no offence Stefan :)

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[atheisticgod]

hmmm... how WOULD it work...
well i think i would start off by flamethrowering a herd of babies. then, i would kick an old lady down the stairs. and for dessert, my boot would become firmly wedged in abraham lincoln's rectum.
BON APPETITE!