Thatnk you love!

And yes. BIG hammers... with spikes. So next time I don't have to hear about old man sex. D:

:O There what a lot of pwnage in thqat traslations. I didn't catch a few things though.

I said I waqs fill of DUMB and chinese prositutes, but now that I'm listening to it, it does sould like I'm saying "gum" and it's kind of more hilarious.

and it was so creepy to be seventy years old or something
HAHA! I said it was so creepy 'CAUSE HE'S seventy years old or something. But I think being seventy would be creepy too.

So... you know [something something] fun
SO YOU KNOW IT'S ALL SORTS OF FUN!

Also, you missed a line after "which basically is a glorified Trasilvanian" I said "it just means I get more stage time so WhooHoo"

Phantom = Yes

I didn't specify the cup. I just said "a cup" so you were right. :D
But if you really MUST know... It was a coffee mug, because I was drinking tea before I made the post.

I know. It really was. It's funny 'cause I was so creeped out by this guy that when I got off the bus, I intentionally walked down a differant street than the the I lived on just so he didn't know where I lived.

That's what I get for having a good hair day. :o

AND HE SHOULD TOTALLY KNOW I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR YOU, NICOLE!