best. speech. ever.
This is the BEST RESPONSE to the question "How are you feeling?" EVER:
“I feel like,” Ryan frowns, “I got hit by a car. Repeatedly,” he continues before Frank can say anything. “And then got thrown into a sewer, where my limp body rode down with the current until I got spit out into the ocean, at which point I got tangled in several boat ( Read more... )
“I feel like,” Ryan frowns, “I got hit by a car. Repeatedly,” he continues before Frank can say anything. “And then got thrown into a sewer, where my limp body rode down with the current until I got spit out into the ocean, at which point I got tangled in several boat ( Read more... )
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