Clement 1.3 I know because of my learnings!
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When we last left the Clements, there were many babies, Jamel became an old fogey and Andrea never went to work.
Jamel continues to move up in the world (notice the first official heir portrait).
Aiden: Who's the king? That's right, I'm the king!
Can I just
Let's catch up with Brienne, shall we?
*muffled gurgling*
Do you think she knows she's cute?
Yeah, pretty sure.
Brienne: Aiden loves these things. Let's figure out why!
Brienne: *om nom nom*
Brienne: Aha! I see!
Brienne: Brainz. I has them.
Marcus: So, I read that Mitch Simney has decided to run for president.
Brienne: I don't think we should vote Resimlican, Marcus.
Brienne: I mean, they're always trying to cut funding for the arts!
Marcus: You tell 'em, sis! Fight the man!
Kids these days.
Andrea finally went back to work. Then she and Jamel celebrated by doing something that could very well put her back on maternity leave.
Aiden stays after school to do his homework on the playground. FOREVER ALONE.
Aiden: I'm brave, I'm brave, so braaaaaave!
And clumsy.
Aiden: NEVER. AGAIN. OUCH.
Typical evening with the Clements.
Aiden: God, the dishes are really getting stinky!
Jamel: I'm getting it, calm down!
Andrea: Be quiet, I'm trying to get Marcus to sleep!
PILLOW FIGHT!
Jamel may be a little overzealous.
Aiden: Ah, fresh, warm blueberry muffins! I shall sell them for a profit!
Maid: *takes*
WTF.
Aiden: Mm, delicious! Come and buy my muffins! That's not suggestive at all!
Yes, that's right, little vampire girl.
This one was smart enough to say no.
Someone's looking a little cross-eyed today...
Brienne: Birfday! Birfday!
Oblig.
Apparently she didn't learn enough as a toddler, because the game assigned her "friendly" as my punishment. Or something.
In case you haven't noticed, this update has been a lot of just showing off the new Generations interactions. Here is Jamel reading a bedtime story to Aiden.
Awww. Cute. About the first eight or ten times. Then it got annoying and I started canceling the request. Because every night? No, just, no.
Brienne believes that games of tag are srs biznes.
Brienne: Mm, delicious muffins for sale!
Aiden: Hey, those're my delicious muffins!
Brienne: Me? Lick those muffins? Never!
Paparazzi: *click*
Wait, who is that? Oh, right, it's little brother Marcus. Neglected, as usual.
Apparently, Aiden is "Joy Riding".
Whatever trips your trigger, kiddo.
Sigh.
This is what happens when both your sims roll wants to have another baby.
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, ANDREA. GAH.
Brienne: WHYYYYYYYYYYY.
Because you broke it!
Can you tell Andrea just got a promotion? Yeah, neither can I.
Jamel: I'm going to call it, "OM NOM NOM".
It's scary story time with Aiden Clement!
Something tells me she's just humoring him.
I'm beginning to wonder if these kids are secretly Borg. They autonomously do their homework every. Single. Day.
At least the family remembered Marcus existed in time to celebrate his birthday.
Now that's scary!
Ahhh, clearly, we needed some EVIL in this family!
Marcus: Someday, I'm going to dig all of your graves.
Aiden: Yeah, right, I'll force-feed you poison first.
Brienne: Guys, shut up, Dad's here!
Marcus: So, I hear there's a new baby coming.
Everyone: *plusplus*
What do evil children dream about? Masked criminals, of course!
Rocks fall, everyone dies...
Beating up people...
Stealing precious gemstones...
And nuclear missiles, of course.
Brienne: I'm not sure you're cut out to be a destroyer of worlds, Marcus.
Uh, Aiden, honey...
Aiden and Brienne seem rather wary of Marcus...
*creepy music*
Okay, look, I understand the importance of good dental hygeine, and god knows I love me some minty fresh breath, but we don't pay you over 100 bucks a day to brush your teeth on the clock!
Brienne: I want to learn how to be a great cook.
Marcus: Someday, I'm going to destroy Earth in a nuclear apocalypse.
Marcus: On that day, I will look at the destruction I've caused, and smile.
*crickets*
Oh hey, remember when Andrea was pregnant? Yeah, me neither.
It's another boy! His name is Caden. I'm sure Brienne is just thrilled to have three brothers, but don't worry. This is the last birth of the generation, I swear.
These two, brothers? Surely you jest!
I just don't see any resemblance.
Aiden: How you doin'?
What.
O_O
Clearly, he is a paragon of maturity.
Marcus is not immune from the BEDTIME STORY spam.
However, the look on his face has me concerned.
Marcus: Ah, Mother. When the revolution comes, you will not be spared.
So, I know Jamel will never live to fulfill his LTW, but he managed to max out his Painting skill, so I set him to hammering away at lumps of clay, despite being like 95 days old. Let's see how far he gets before he kicks the bucket!
All right, homework party! Clement front lawn! Wait, are we missing someone?
Marcus: *three blocks away, doing homework by himself*
Marcus: One day, I will make them all pay! They will weep tears of blood! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*backs away slowly*
Brienne, how many times have I told you not to read Mommy's romance novels!
Fortunately, she put the book down because it was time for Aiden's birthday!
Random Child: Ha ha HAAAAA! You look so funny!
...?
It seems her laughter was TOTALLY JUSTIFIED. MY EYES!
Ah, much better. And he rolled Never Nude. Strange, such a brave boy never wanting to get naked...
NEXT TIME: How will Aiden fare as a teenager? Will he manage to be well-adjusted, despite being traumatized by that jacket? Will Marcus destroy the Earth like he wants to? Will Jamel ever die? Will we ever see the fourth Clement child, Caden, again? STAY TUNED!