Clement Legacy 1.4! Now with 100% moar evilness!
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Last time, Andrea popped out a fourth child, Jamel continued his artistic pursuits, Brienne became an adorably friendly child, while Marcus became an adorably evil child, and Aiden grew into a never-nude teenager. GO!
We open with Jamel showing off his mad parenting skillz with the youngest Clement, Caden. See? He gets attention, just not from *me*. XD
Aiden begins his teenage years looking suitably grumpy.
Aiden: It's a mood swing, okay? I can't help it!
Poor bb.
Wait, what're you...
I get the feeling this won't end well.
Whatever makes you happy, kiddo.
Beware: this update is going to be pretty Marcus-heavy! I REGRET NOTHING.
Time for a nice, refreshing game of chess!
On to the chemistry station!
Well, that diabolical scheme didn't turn out as planned.
Aiden is concerned about his brother.
Aiden: How am I supposed to become a superstar with a dorky little brother like you?
Uh, okay.
Meanwhile, Brienne discovered the chemistry station and succeeded where Marcus failed. Stink Bomb Potion: SUCCESS!
Andrea found herself making use of the new washer and dryer. A lot. Every spare moment.
Birthday time!
Andrea: Marcus, please clean yourself up...
His favorites are Indie music, ratatouille, and turquoise. Finally, a child with Jamel's hair!
Brienne wastes no time showing Caden the proper way to play with her dollies.
Brienne: No, you don't put them in your mouth, that's gross!
Keep trying.
No, Andrea, don't, it's a traaaaaaap!
Andrea: OH SHI-
Told you.
Because I can't go more than five or six shots without posting a Marcus spam.
Laundry gnome sighting! His name is Abracadabra.
Seeeeeee-sawwwwwww!
This is pretty much the face Brienne always makes when she's interacting with Marcus.
Annnnnyway, at this point, Andrea and Jamel "won" a "free vacation", which got them out of the house for a day or two.
Which of course meant that Aiden just had to throw one of those newfangled "teen parties". Mostly for purposes of finding potential mate material.
This one's smokin', aside from obviously being colorblind (orange and pink, really?).
But Aiden wisely chose to go after the computer nerd. She'll probably make an easier target.
Talking about your mad cooking skillz is a good way to impress the laydeez, right?
She seems into it.
Of course, just when Aiden is starting to get somewhere, OH NOES IT'S DA PO-POS!
Policeman: Where are your parents, son?
Aiden: It wasn't meeeeeeeee!
Aiden: Please don't hurt me, Mom...
I'd be scared, too...
Andrea: YOU. ARE. GROUNDED.
Marcus, that doesn't look very evil.
Marcus: It's EVIL water-sliding!
Wat da fuk.
The laundry gnome is a creeper. x_x
Marcus went to visit this little girl. Why am I not surprised?
I'm not sure that's an appropriate topic of conversation at your age...
This is the time when you run away, Marcus. Far, far away.
Brienne went to this kid's house, and promptly began "complimenting" him. Looks more like a lecture to me.
"At my house, we have a maid who cleans and sometimes she brushes her teeth in our sink. Do you have a maid?"
Then she ate his food and left. That's my girl. ♥
Back at the ranch, Jamel is still breathing, at 102 days (!!!) and has moved on from clay, to ice sculpting.
Abracadabra, henceforth known as Abby, has returned to the dryer from whence he was pulled. FOR NOW.
*golf clap*
It's prom night! Aiden went stag, apparently won prom king, but was ignored by his "secret crush" after she showed up with another guy (wait, Aiden has a "secret crush"? So secret even I didn't know about it!) and he fell on his ass trying to dance. All in all, not the greatest night ever.
And look who's finally entering the realm of horny teenagerhood! Brienne looks so enthusiastic about it, too.
Holy cutie-pie, Batman!
Here's a good look at her without the glasses covering up her eyes. GAH. I know I'm gonna have to do an heir poll just so I don't have to make the decision myself. XD
CREEPER ALERT!
Jamel, WHAT are you doing drinking coffee? Your wife is being stalked by a laundry gnome!
Aiden is the first Sim on the lot to try out the treadmill. He need a good physique for impressing the laydeez!
Aiden: I blame Marcus.
Naw, honey, that was all you. ♥
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled teenage hormones for a mini toddler spam!
He looks like he's plotting something...
Ah, just going for the blocks, I see. They must inject crack into the plastic. The babies can't stay away!
Wow, I really don't think that's a very good idea...
Fortunately, Andrea saved him before something terrible could happen involving ice shards and a chainsaw. O_O
Because it's birthday time! Hell yeah!
I see his hair didn't manage to survive the transition.
Much better. He looks the most like Jamel of all the kids. ♥
What.
Jamel: Tingly!
Aiden: Daddy?!
My poor, poor bb. ♥
Death: JAMEL CLEMENT.
Death: IT IS TIME.
Jamel: Oh, all right.
Death: DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL LOVE IT. WE JUST GOT A TIKI BAR.
Jamel: Why are you talking like that?
Death: LIKE WHAT? THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS TALK. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
My heeeeaaaaaarrrrrt.
Rest in peace, Jamel. You valiantly donated your genetics for SCIENCE! the good of the legacy.
The death of the paterfamilias had the teens feeling reckless. Time to go clubbing!
Brienne: Dancing makes me feel alive!
Boogie boogie!
Brienne: You know you want a piece of this!
He looks just like her brother. -_-
Then Aiden met Starr. And was immediately smitten.
Of course, it was past their curfew by then, and they all ran home.
Time for the little hellion to become a big hellion!
Of course, Brienne was throwing a teen party at the same time, so every teenager in town was there to see Marcus grow up.
What a combination. He also rolled the LTW to be Emperor of Evil. That's my boy. ♥
Meanwhile, the kid who looks like her brother? Is apparently not receptive to Brienne's charms.
Kid: I told you already, I have a girlfriend!
Poor Brienne.
Aiden, on the other hand, seems to be getting somewhere with Starr.
Aiden: I'd like to take a dip in your pool, if you know what I mean.
Starr: How romantic!
Aiden: Please accept these flowers as a token of my admiration!
Yeah, she's diggin' it.
You know you're having a good party when people start passing out on the floor.
Then Brienne started to use her charms on this guy. His name is Lance. He seems receptive!
Police Officer: LOL KIDS PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR LOL!
Brienne: *taking a nice, quiet dump*
Policeman: *walks right the fuck in*
Policeman: Now see here, young lady...
Lesson: Never interrupt a girl while she's trying to take a dump.
Besides, they had supervision!
Jamel: Great party, kids! Don't forget to invite me to the next one!
Well, that's what you get for staying up until 3 am on a school night!
Marcus keeps visiting his little vampire friend. Apparently her parents just had twins? O_O
I don't even want to know.
Caden befriended this girl, who is apparently hydrophobic.
Aiden finds himself in time out for sneaking out while grounded. LOL
Marcus: All the frogs in the science lab were just begging to be free. Ehehehehehehehe.
I forgot your birthday again, didn't I, Andrea?
Andrea: Yes, you did! HAHAHAHA!
Andrea: Here...we...go...
Andrea: Oh, god, what have I done? It's a good thing Jamel isn't here to see this...
I think she's rockin' the old lady look, myself. Also, she completed her LTW. ♥
Meanwhile, young love is blossoming. Aiden rolled the want to stargaze with Starr, and who was I to deny him?
BEWARE: The next few pictures may make your teeth rot!
Say it with me now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Aiden: So, Starr, I think I maybe kinda like you a little, and...
Starr: Aiden, shut up and kiss me.
Aiden: Okay.
Aiden: So, does this mean we're -
Starr: You bet your skinny ass we are. ♥
NEXT TIME: Will Brienne have as much success in love as Aiden? Will Marcus find an evil soulmate? THERE WILL BE AN HEIR POLL! Stay tuned!