Clement Legacy 1.5! The Ministry of Silly Faces!
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Last time on the Clement Legacy: Aiden and Brienne were moody teenagers, looking for love and getting in trouble with the police; Jamel finally passed on; Marcus generally failed at being evil and Andrea became old and wrinkly. GO!
Andrea decides she needs to get in shape. Or something.
Aiden manfully attempts to do his homework.
Aiden: This is hard!
Caden Clement: SILENTLY JUDGING YOU.
A face only a mother could love.
Yeah, that's the ticket. Scare the crap out of the 89-year-old woman who gave birth to you.
Meanwhile, Abracadabra the pedobear laundry gnome has started creeping around the see-saw. Typical.
Brienne: Finally, Lance is all mine!
Brienne: Lance, I really kind of like you, I have to admit. Do you think we could...
SUCCESS.
Brienne: In light of that kiss, I think it's only logical that we go steady. ...Right?
Lance: You bet!
Sometimes, it sucks having an evil sibling.
Marcus: Muahahahaha.
Case in point.
Marcus: OOGA BOOGA!
And you wonder why he's not your BFF...
Aiden: My beautiful hair! AUGH! TRAUMATIZED! MARCUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Srsly?
SRSLY.
CADEN NO DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP!
Abby looks entirely too happy, right there.
Brienne: O little butterfly, Lance is my boyfriend! And I am going to ask him to PROM! And we will be the hottest couple in school!
O...kay.
Lance: I got promoted at work today!
Brienne: That's great.
Brienne: PLEASESAYYOU'LLGOTOPROMWITHME!
Lance: Of course, babe.
...
Marcus: All right, little bro, here's the plan...
Marcus: We'll break into the museum together, and then you'll steal the great big diamond for me!
Caden: Uh...
Caden: No.
At least his mother still loves him.
There is no point to this shot, except to show that Andrea rides everywhere in a limo now. Also, that shade of green does nothing for her complexion. But as long as she's happy. ♥
I find anything these two are doing together, highly suspicious.
HIGHLY. SUSPICIOUS.
Fortunately, it's BIRFDAY TIEMZ!!!11
This shot needs no caption.
Mrowr.
And here we have Aiden's first action as a Young Adult. This bodes well. x_x
Could he be the makings of a generation 2 heir?! ;)
I think Andrea's aiming to be the next Food Network star.
Look at that *~flourish~*.
And she still looks sexy doing it! ♥
Gosh, you all look so enthused about Aiden's graduation!
What a special boy.
And home just in time to celebrate another birthday! Woot!
He inherited the neck from his father.
In all seriousness... he did get most everything from Jamel.
I went ahead and stuck his LTW in there, for polling purposes. *cough*
Ah, Aiden's first day on the job as a real grown-up... paperboy! ...Yeah.
Andrea finds this pile of garbage just fascinating.
Andrea: Hey, a gal's gotta have some new hobbies in her old age!
Shouldn't you be wearing, like, safety goggles or something?
Andrea: Didn't say anything about that in the user's manual!
Just... try not to blow yourself up.
Then it was time for the three teenagers to go to zomg PROM!!!111
Here are a few highlights:
That almost makes up for threatening to ditch her if she wasn't ~sexy~ enough.
in ur sims 3, judging ur parenting
I have yet to determine if Veronica is a girl or a boy.
Another fight?! Geez, maybe I am doing something wrong...
And finally, Marcus succeeds in the most awesome update of the evening.
Now, it's time to take a look at the room I redecorated for Aiden (at least for the moment).
His prom king crown, bistro bento box, and drama club trophy.
His ribbon for being voted "most likely to achieve lifetime wish", his scouting medals, and his "spooky graveyard" poster!
And - oh yeah - his high school diploma. :D
So then Starr grew up, and Aiden invited her over. Clearly, everyone thinks of the happiness of graduation while losing their virginity in the family shower.
I can't even
I'm not sure this reflects well on the dignity of the future Emperor of Evil...
Is it that time already?! Gosh, they just grow up so fast... *sniffle*
Look out world, here she comes!
Don't you just love it when they roll random shit like "Angler"?
I'll leave you with a couple more random shots of hilarity, this one courtesy of Marcus, as usual.
Because the best way to bond with your brother's girlfriend is to play a rousing game of catch with her, in the middle of the night, while she's still in her underwear after having banged said brother.
And we can't forget Brienne's graduation! ...In the bathroom!
Huzzah! I have no idea how that happened! Did she even go to school?
Anyway, I must apologize for the lateness and the shortness of this update. My usual play-time is on the weekends, and last weekend I basically had none. That, plus a few minorly annoying game issues meant that when I was playing, I was more worried about getting the kids aged up enough to do an heir poll than I was about taking tons of screenshots. I hope you'll at least vote in the heir poll!
Next time, on the Clements: who will be heir?! Will there be baby-making?!
HEIR POLL!