Clement Legacy 2.0, now with moar Pets!
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LAST TIME... okay, it's been a really long time, but the gen 2 kids were growing up, Jamel, the founder's husband, passed on, and there was an heir poll. NOW, after months of glitches, Froda is back with PETS!!11, a newly-patched game and hopefully some more legacy shenanigans!
Aiden is looking like a derp, as usual. It's good to know some things never change.
This may be the cause. His ~girlfriend~, Starr, is graduating high school and is now an adult!
Aiden: Hey guys, I brought pizza!
...Alrighty then.
Anyway, this is about when my game started glitching, so I decided to move the family to a new town in the hopes of alleviating some of the issues. Thus...
Welcome to Redcliffs, guys. Hope you like the new place.
Main floor.
Upstairs.
And just a couple of shots of rooms that I was particularly proud of:
Entry.
Office.
Living room 1.
Living room 2 (note the bar).
Breakfast nook.
Kitchen.
Formal dining room.
Downstairs bathroom.
And, of course, we can't forget Jamel's grave stone.
Brienne made a beeline for the booze. Attagirl.
Everyone else just gathered out at the water slide. Typical.
When you see it, you will shit bricks.
Marcus: Evil water sliding!
Sure, whatever you say.
Aiden: Oh hey, check out this bar!
Brienne: *has already been drunk for hours*
Then, it was time for Aiden to do his heir-ly duty. So he asked ~Starr~ out on a date.
Aiden: Starr, I know we're standing in the dingy bathroom of a dive bar, but...
Aiden: I have to ask you something.
Aiden: Will you marry me?
Starr: OMG!
Twu wuv.
Yes, everyone likes the water slide.
Brienne decided she should probably work on some of her skills before she gets kicked out of the house to make her own way in the world.
...maybe not the skill I had in mind...
Caden: Dude, maybe you should practice that in the privacy of your own room, sis.
Time for Brienne to catch some ghosts!
It's srs bizness.
Aiden, not wanting to waste any more time, invites Starr to move in.
Might as well get married while you're at it!
Clearly, these two derps were made for each other.
And here are Starr's stats. Her favorites are pop music, grilled salmon, and the color grey.
Starr: What is that bitch doing here?
Aiden: WTF? Honey?
Starr: Bitch, plz.
Yeah, I got nothin'.
Marcus: Yay, you forgot my birthday!
Wait...
Marcus looks about as disturbed as I feel.
And here he is with a makeover. Ahh, much better.
Looks like someone finally found the hot tub.
Andrea: The water slide is in use.
By whom? Everyone else is asleep!
...Oh.
Jamel: You know, honey, I don't think that shade of green is doing anything for your complexion...
I really have no idea what the context of this picture is. I just had to share it.
Ah, newlyweds...
Someone's got a bun in the oven! Generation 3 is on its way!
Aiden: That's right, I'm the man.
I didn't have the heart to send Brienne away without someone to ~share her life with~, so I sent her out on the town to do some romance-hunting.
Well, lookee, here, it's Tesla Marx (by legendarysims)!
I AM NOT SO EASILY DETERRED.
NOT EVEN BY THAT FACE.
NOPE, STILL NOT...
THAT BITCH!
Don't worry, Brienne, you'll get your man yet.
Caden: YETIS! LOOK MOM, YETIS!
Such a strange boy...
Since Starr loves the outdoors so much, I set her to work on a garden while she's on maternity leave.
Yay, I finally remembered someone's birthday!
SCREAM
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!
Okay, that's a little better. At this point, with Starr's baby on the way, I unceremoniously kicked Marcus and Caden out of the house. GOOD LUCK, SUCKAS!
And just in time, too!
I... must not've taken a birth picture, but Starr had a boy, his name is Chad. He was a larva.
Apparently, Chad's parents doing it in the treehouse was more important.
Ouch. Might wanna be more careful, there, next time.
THIS WAS MY FIRST IMAGINARY FRIEND DOLL EVER, OKAY. HIS NAME IS COSMO.
Yes, come to me, Tesla Marx.
I can see someone is satisfied with his date.
Tesla: Aiden wasn't kidding about those splinters...
I feel the need to point out that so far, the only people who have been in the treehouse have been adults, and they only go there to WooHoo.
Yay, birthday!
Starr has highly inappropriate reactions to every birthday she bears witness to.
Voila!
Sorta gives new meaning to the term, "sucking face".
BAWWWWWW
I didn't know kissing your husband could make you sick!
Well, maybe a little more than just kissing...
Toddler skilling spam!
Starr: I know you can do it, honey!
Chad: Golden octopus!
Starr: That's my boy!
He's practically a clone of his father.
Somehow, I don't care too much, though. ♥
The family that skills together, stays together?
I believe the maid wanted a picture of Andrea (she's a three-star celebrity).
Derp.
This is becoming a familiar sight...
Apparently, all the important events in this family from now on will take place near the water slide.
Brienne: Now that you've broken up with that other bitch, will you please marry me, Tesla Marx?
Can you tell I love the engagement animations?
Then, because I wasn't quite ready to part ways with them yet, and because they both rolled the wish, I sent Brienne and Tesla on a trip to Egypt!
Adventures in Exploring with Brienne and Tesla Clement
We ride mopeds. Mopeds are cool.
A necessary component to any tomb exploration: pausing outside to make silly faces at each other.
What have we here?
Brienne is very gung-ho about this exploration stuff.
Brienne: Hey, Tesla, I think I see something shiny under this pile of rubble!
Brienne: Tesla?
Brienne: Tesla?
Brienne: Honey?
No treasure in that one...
Let's see what's in here...
So...shiny...
Tesla: Why does she always find the shiny stuff?
Tesla: *handful of beetles*
Brienne: TREASURE!
Case in point.
Tesla is cooling down a bit.
While Brienne is ON FIRE!
Mummy: Rrrrr...
Tesla: The mummy is fighting my wife? Huh.
Tesla: Still fighting...
Tesla: The mummy kicked her ass? Ho, hum.
Tesla: Now she's passing out from exhaustion.
Wait, what?
Tesla: LOLOLOLOL SHE PASSED OUT!
...okay then.
THE END
Brienne made one last stop before their vacation ended - grabbing some flame fruit to add to the Clement family garden.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Brienne: Jesus, Aiden, tell your wife to stop yelling already.
Andrea: So much noise in here! All I wanted to do was enjoy a nice soak in the hot tub!
Starr, you look entirely too pleased with yourself.
SCREAM. First twins of the legacy!
Starr: HELP ME.
As you can see, they are twin girls. Their names are Matilda and Madison.
Once Brienne started praying to the porcelain god, I decided it was high time for her and Tesla to move out and set up their own place. Don't worry, this isn't the last we'll see of them. ♥
Chad is still... there.
Here's the twins' nursery!
And the other crib!
Chad: *entertains self*
Oh, FFS. Who forgot to put the baby gate up?!
For Chad's birthday, I decided to invite the whole family! And a few strangers showed up as well! Yay!
Work that baby bump, gurl.
Uh, Caden, there's this thing, it's called "personal space"...
Chad is simply ecstatic to be getting older!
SPARKLY.
lolwut
Okay, better.
Incidentally, this is why I don't usually like having big parties. TRAFFIC JAM.
YAY, Cosmo!
This is the point at which I got PETS!!!11 so Aiden adopted a kitty. Her name is Ariadne, because that's my kitty's name. And this is the only picture I have so far. SORRY. MORE TO COME.
Aw, yay, babies! Andrea was very excited about this news, so she went to pay Brienne and Tesla a visit.
Here she is, holding one of the new babies. Incidentally, she has 6 grandkids total right now (she rolled the wish to have 10 as soon as Brienne and Tesla's twins were born). Caden has a little boy out of wedlock for whom he is paying child support, lulz. Marcus had a girlfriend, but they were apparently fighting a lot, though they haven't broken up (yet) as far as I can tell.
Also, Andrea is about 108 days old.
GUESS WHO FORGOT A BIRTHDAY AGAIN?
And that's where we'll end it for now! I'll be updating the download page with Marcus and Caden ASAP, but be aware - I only have Marcus available as a .sim file, no .sims3pack. I'm not sure what happened to it, so there you go. Next time, will there be any more kidlets? Will Andrea ever die? STAY TUNED!