Hemingway Legacy 1.1
I just downloaded the lovely world of St. Clair, so I wanted to start up a new legacy for it!
Here's our founder! Her favorites are Indie music, tri-tip steak and the color yellow.
The first thing she does in her new home is... inspect the door?
Aster: THAT is a fine piece of door!
ooookay
First thing's first, she went into town and got a job at the diner!
Then she wandered into the library...
Aster: Wait, what was I doing?
sigh. Gurl, you need to meet some people.
There's a person, why don't you meet him?
His name is Benny.
Aster: I LOVE TO COOK.
So does Benny! JOY.
Aster: I appreciate a man who knows his way around the kitchen.
Aster: Too soon? Too soon...
But really, who could resist that face?
Or those flowers, I guess.
Benny: FOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Aster: SOON.
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Oh, look, they're already in synch! So I sent them back to Aster's place so Aster could...
COOOOOOOOOOOK!!111
Aster: Hello, world! Aster is awake!
Aster: Wait, what was I doing again?
Diva + absent-minded = lolz
It's time to start taking this relationship to the next level. Even though they just met last night.
idek he wasn't tired or anything :|
Off to work~
Since they had the same job, it was easy to invite Benny over after work again. He agreed to spend the night.
FOOOOOOOOD
Aster: Clogged toilet, I will end you!
yes good
this plan is coming together nicely
And Aster has officially snagged her man!
Paparazzi: Yeah, I'm outside her house. I'm not sure about wedding bells...
Paparazzi: ...but I get the feeling this relationship is going to bear fruit!
/sob
And this is how they greet each other.
Decided to get clean while they got dirty... or get dirty while they get clean?
Benny.
No time like the present!
Aster, that is one shiny rock
DAT FAIS
Awh yeah~
Time to exchange vows, make it official!
mostly because I think I heard baby chimes in the shower earlier
TWU WUB
Aaaand a post-wedding... pillow fight?
ok
Here's Benny!
No, here's Benny.
Benny: You are the cutest, cuddliest wuddliest wittle lizard ever!!!
Aster: BLARGHARGH
Aster: I'm never woohooing again!
lol
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So Benny brought a freaking MENAGERIE with him. He had some fireflies, a lizard, a chipmunk and a bird all in his inventory.
...ok
Then they went inside to make kissy-kissy. At least, until Aster had to barf again.
Then Benny went right back outside to play with his animals.
Aster, did you really just stand up to complain about the stench?
oic
Aster: I'm still mad about the dishes.
Benny: That's nice, honey. Can you move out of the way? I'm trying to watch TV!
She does this autonomously all the time.
Ah, Sim love.
Aster: Oooh, I am soooo awesome!
Aster: Aster Hemingway, the awesomest Sim in St Clair!
Aster: Gurl, no one is more awesome than me!
This random paparazzi really wanted to talk to her belly.
...ok
Aster: OMIGAWD, you are SUCH a diva!!
Paparazzi: Oh, go put a bag over your head, bitch.
Broken shower? Fixed by the heavily pregnant lady!
Broken dishwasher?
Fixed by the heavily pregnant lady in her formalwear!
Dammit, Benny. You're unclogging that toilet yourself.
He's started a wee garden. He loves his garden.
This paparazzi decided to pick a fight.
Paparazzi: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PURPLE RARAWSRSASDA.
Benny: I... I... I'm sorry?
She moved on to Aster.
Bad idea.
Aster: I will kill you in your sleep!
...or bore her to death, either one.
Aster: Oh! I think the baby is coming!
Aster: Gee, I hope it's a girl. I suppose we should go to the hospital, huh?
Benny: ASKDHASJDHASJFHDFJDSLFHDS!!!!
Aster got her wish!
...Twice!
Oh dear. Their names are Bertha and Beatrice.
Oooooh yeah!
Step one: SUCCESS!
Aster was just a great mom. Never had to tell her to do anything.
Same with Benny.
ASldkhasdkjlshdjsfhdlsjfd CUTE
Get used to the PDA, kid. They do it alllll the time.
Aster: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Benny: If it involves nudity, hell yes!
lol
Toddlers! Here's Beatrice, her favorites are indie music, dim sum and the color lime.
Bertha's favorites are country music, mac and cheese, and the color aqua.
Beatrice immediately went to the xylophone. Evilly.
She maxed it out in like two hours.
Bertha wasn't having as much luck with the puzzle box.
Aster is very zen about the whole pregnancy thing.
Beatrice: Oh Mister Rocket, one day you and I will rule the world together!
She is deceptively cute.
Bertha, on the other hand...
Bertha: FEEEEEED MEEEEEEEE!
Okay, she was pretty damn cute, too.
askdhasdkjsadsada
There was definitely some skilling happening.
Aster: Oh, I know this feeling...
It's a boy! His name is Clint.
...And another girl. Her name is Natalie.
Sob two sets of twins, and they are so so broke. This is a disaster in the making.
Here's our founder! Her favorites are Indie music, tri-tip steak and the color yellow.
The first thing she does in her new home is... inspect the door?
Aster: THAT is a fine piece of door!
ooookay
First thing's first, she went into town and got a job at the diner!
Then she wandered into the library...
Aster: Wait, what was I doing?
sigh. Gurl, you need to meet some people.
There's a person, why don't you meet him?
His name is Benny.
Aster: I LOVE TO COOK.
So does Benny! JOY.
Aster: I appreciate a man who knows his way around the kitchen.
Aster: Too soon? Too soon...
But really, who could resist that face?
Or those flowers, I guess.
Benny: FOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Aster: SOON.
asldhsajdshadjkdas
alskjdhasjldhskjhdajfds
Oh, look, they're already in synch! So I sent them back to Aster's place so Aster could...
COOOOOOOOOOOK!!111
Aster: Hello, world! Aster is awake!
Aster: Wait, what was I doing again?
Diva + absent-minded = lolz
It's time to start taking this relationship to the next level. Even though they just met last night.
idek he wasn't tired or anything :|
Off to work~
Since they had the same job, it was easy to invite Benny over after work again. He agreed to spend the night.
FOOOOOOOOD
Aster: Clogged toilet, I will end you!
yes good
this plan is coming together nicely
And Aster has officially snagged her man!
Paparazzi: Yeah, I'm outside her house. I'm not sure about wedding bells...
Paparazzi: ...but I get the feeling this relationship is going to bear fruit!
/sob
And this is how they greet each other.
Decided to get clean while they got dirty... or get dirty while they get clean?
Benny.
No time like the present!
Aster, that is one shiny rock
DAT FAIS
Awh yeah~
Time to exchange vows, make it official!
mostly because I think I heard baby chimes in the shower earlier
TWU WUB
Aaaand a post-wedding... pillow fight?
ok
Here's Benny!
No, here's Benny.
Benny: You are the cutest, cuddliest wuddliest wittle lizard ever!!!
Aster: BLARGHARGH
Aster: I'm never woohooing again!
lol
asdkjasdkhasda
So Benny brought a freaking MENAGERIE with him. He had some fireflies, a lizard, a chipmunk and a bird all in his inventory.
...ok
Then they went inside to make kissy-kissy. At least, until Aster had to barf again.
Then Benny went right back outside to play with his animals.
Aster, did you really just stand up to complain about the stench?
oic
Aster: I'm still mad about the dishes.
Benny: That's nice, honey. Can you move out of the way? I'm trying to watch TV!
She does this autonomously all the time.
Ah, Sim love.
Aster: Oooh, I am soooo awesome!
Aster: Aster Hemingway, the awesomest Sim in St Clair!
Aster: Gurl, no one is more awesome than me!
This random paparazzi really wanted to talk to her belly.
...ok
Aster: OMIGAWD, you are SUCH a diva!!
Paparazzi: Oh, go put a bag over your head, bitch.
Broken shower? Fixed by the heavily pregnant lady!
Broken dishwasher?
Fixed by the heavily pregnant lady in her formalwear!
Dammit, Benny. You're unclogging that toilet yourself.
He's started a wee garden. He loves his garden.
This paparazzi decided to pick a fight.
Paparazzi: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PURPLE RARAWSRSASDA.
Benny: I... I... I'm sorry?
She moved on to Aster.
Bad idea.
Aster: I will kill you in your sleep!
...or bore her to death, either one.
Aster: Oh! I think the baby is coming!
Aster: Gee, I hope it's a girl. I suppose we should go to the hospital, huh?
Benny: ASKDHASJDHASJFHDFJDSLFHDS!!!!
Aster got her wish!
...Twice!
Oh dear. Their names are Bertha and Beatrice.
Oooooh yeah!
Step one: SUCCESS!
Aster was just a great mom. Never had to tell her to do anything.
Same with Benny.
ASldkhasdkjlshdjsfhdlsjfd CUTE
Get used to the PDA, kid. They do it alllll the time.
Aster: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Benny: If it involves nudity, hell yes!
lol
Toddlers! Here's Beatrice, her favorites are indie music, dim sum and the color lime.
Bertha's favorites are country music, mac and cheese, and the color aqua.
Beatrice immediately went to the xylophone. Evilly.
She maxed it out in like two hours.
Bertha wasn't having as much luck with the puzzle box.
Aster is very zen about the whole pregnancy thing.
Beatrice: Oh Mister Rocket, one day you and I will rule the world together!
She is deceptively cute.
Bertha, on the other hand...
Bertha: FEEEEEED MEEEEEEEE!
Okay, she was pretty damn cute, too.
askdhasdkjsadsada
There was definitely some skilling happening.
Aster: Oh, I know this feeling...
It's a boy! His name is Clint.
...And another girl. Her name is Natalie.
Sob two sets of twins, and they are so so broke. This is a disaster in the making.