Hemingway Legacy 1.2: froda

froda_sims

Hemingway Legacy 1.2

Aug 06, 2012 16:32

Last time: We met our intrepid founder, Aster. She met a man called Benny who loved animals and also loved her. Also, apologies for the weird size issues with the screenshots halfway through. I switched from my laptop to my desktop, and thus a different screen resolution so yeeaaaah. idk. They'll be standardized from here on out.

Then they had two sets of twins.

Thus we begin this update with SCREAMING INFANTS!!!

Aster doesn't really care if they're hungry, she just wants to sleeeeeeeeep!

Damn you and your heavy sleeper trait.

This is the usual state of things in the Hemingway house.

At least someone looks happy.

So Bertha was a little terror.

But Beatrice the evil was a sweet little angel????

In order to get away from the children for a few minutes, Aster and Benny have to step outside. THEY ARE SO POOR ASKJHDAHDAD

OOP

That's right Benny, just... calmly stand there with the infant in your arms. While the fire rages behind you.

Aster: ASDKIJHSDJKHSAFKJHDFKDJLSF :D

Aster: OH GOD THE FLAAAAAMES

so those kids are gonna have to save themselves, ok?

Always doing people's jobs for them :|

ANYWAY FINALLY THE BABIES AGED UP.

CLINT! He is a Loner and Neurotic, and his favorites are soul music, shawarma and the color spice brown.

And NATALIE! Her traits are absent-minded and evil (askdjhasdkjhdsfjdkshf TWO EVIL KIDS WHAT) and her favorites are country music, shawarma and the color hot pink.

I have no idea how it happened that Clint and Natalie love shawarma but I'm not questioning the sim-gods.

Benny: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

His chipmunk died. D:

Then I sold the terrarium for money because THEY ARE SO POOR ASJHDASKJHDSAJKLDH

Clint is clearly a favorite. He's the only one who inherited Aster's freckled skintone.

If they weren't so cute I would NEVER LET KIDS HAVE THESE STUPID THINGS

But soooooo cuuuuuuute

Natalie learned some skills, too.

Like pooping.

Okay so a couple of days with FOUR TODDLERS IN THE HOUSE got kind of stressful. So BIRTHDAY TIME.

Beatrice first~!

POOT

And now Bertha!

...who really needs to pee.

Beatrice, who if you'll recall is evil and a virtuoso, rolled animal lover. Bertha, who was already easily impressed and insane, rolled athletic.

This was pretty much what Bertha did the entire time she was a child.

Clint: Wh - what...

Beatrice: Ah, delicious baby tears.

I just love this interaction, even though it's annoying when they do it in the wrong bed.

Bertha loves wearing her fancy formal dress. She wears it to school almost every day.

So Aster was trying to repair this stereo for an opportunity and OOP

You go girl

Beatrice: When I take over the world, homework will be outlawed.

Bertha decides to complain about school to her mother instead of doing homework.

Aster is... not impressed.

OOP. Aster you got some crows' feet~

Hey hey, let's not get any ideas, here.

Beatrice.

BIRTHDAY WOOO FINALLY NO MORE TODDLERS

WOOPS

TIMES TWO~

Clint rolled hydrophobic, which means I fully expect him to become a basement-dwelling neckbeard with terrible personal hygeine. Too bad, he's really cute. Natalie rolled mooch.

...I have no idea.

Bea does way more homework than anyone else in this family.

Then it was Benny's birthday! Surrounded by his progeny!

Aster: Don't worry honey, I still love you~

Not bad, for a geezer.

Evil children always look so ~evil~ when bedtime stories are read to them...

Beatrice bonds with her twin over talk of KITTIES.

But doesn't really get along with her mother that well. Aster is always accusing people of being divas. Aster, you are the only diva in this family!!!