I’m all for skin care, don’t get me wrong. By all means wash your face, moisturize even. But I sat through a fifteen minute conversation about the stages of exfoliation this afternoon. It was like the scene of a crash - I couldn’t stop listening, I had to know when it would end. ugg. And the while I was trying to read this article about prisons in ( Read more... )

There was tea and theology and Steve Buscemi. Urinals, tapioca, cows! There was granola with yogurt and dealers in the park. There was the monk, the gold, the cuddling, Italiano! The foulness, the "I just lost the thought," and silence, indecision (the hole), calls from G!, name that tune, Barrel Arches, "I remember again!" Little green women ( Read more... )

First: Picture the compressed air tanks divers use. What do you think would happen to that tank if someone shot it? ... You’re thinking, “It would probably fly all over the place, because it is compressed air being released.” And you’re correct; of coarse that’s what wound happen ( Read more... )

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indisition. it's all indisition. And then - and! - and there is a choise, Either/Or, - you make it. And then even in the great dissatisfation that is inevitably to darken your way - - you are made the brighter because you made it through the crossroads = where others were tourn apart down the middle or dismembered peice by peice as consiquence of ( Read more... )

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

- Paul Simon "At The Zoo"

i graduated.

You know what is a useful commodity of the english language? The phrase, “the other day.” You see “the other day” has a unique power that alternative ambiguous statements lack: it gives the implication of something having happened recently while actually saying nothing at all about the time at which something occurred except that it did not happen ( Read more... )

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"There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." -Tennessee Williams