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Ghoul
You are 35 %monstrous and are filled with 90 %Evil!

You're not a monster many think of right away, but the fact is you're pretty fucking evil. Originally Ghouls were desert dwelling shape shifting demons, but the name has now been handed down to a flesh eating subterranean creature that was once human. They are intelligent, ( Read more... )

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But what the hell...here goes.

Tami, you're my hero! *swoons* =)

I posted this in snc_ec_girls, but I wanted to share it with those who don't read there.

fantom07 wrote this lovely poem, and I think it rocks socks!

Detox and the Paranoid DrunkCome gather 'round children ( Read more... )

Stolen from Meggers and Abby!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,101,642.00 on HumanForSale.com

Yay!

( Great Truths )

( ZOMBIES...Scary! )

froggie_girlkel is intense. You're no-nonsense, to the point, working all the time, looking to die an early death in a bathroom somewhere when your body finally gives out. Way to go. brought to you by interim32. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

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