Still hungry. Still locked inside stupid apartment. Decided I wanted to do something more productive than just stare at the stupid doorknob that fell off stupidly last Friday
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As I told the lady on the other end of the door, my student's allowance doesn't exactly cover the cost of property damage. Especially when said property isn't really mine.
As for the climbing out windows, I'm not suicidal you psycho. It's a pretty long drop from over here you know.
but dude if the doorknob fell off, then the lock should've fallen off with it. i dunno who you are but i dun mind helping you if you give me your address!
I... I actually don't know why the lock stayed put. I tried to open it on Friday and it sort of just... came off?
It's alright though, my neighbor's helping me out. Tossed me an apple through the window and we're just trying to figure out how to get her brother's plier's from her end to mine.
ooc; LOLOLOLOL. Yukeh, your timing, it is brilliant \o
friday, you say? AAAAAAA that day has a lot of victims!! don't starve to death!
lessee... maybe you can drop like one end of your blanket down the window and she can tie the pliers to it and you can just pull it up? how far high up are you anyway?
Grab a stool and a butter knife. Or something flat but durable. Go to the hinge of your door and pry the top part off. It looks like a giant screw and keeps your door hinge attached to the wall hinge. Repeat for how many hinges you have. Your door should swing open on that side afterwards.
Are you going to use the pliers to yank the lock off the door hole? That works, too, but I assumed you didn't have pliers in the first place. The hinge trick works even with just your nails if the hinges are lose enough or you have oil. I see that you've gotten pliers, though. Do what you think is easier.
I suppose, in terms of things that fit under a door, that would be the first thing that comes to mind :) Just the idea of it kind of freaks me out, though.
Any time? :) I'm in and out a lot but I was really busy on Saturday, so I didn't get home until la- wait.
Uh... that's alright? It's not like it was Christmas or anything. Besides, holidays are the hallmark industry's way of making a profit of sorts. Cards and the like. Perfect way to ask people to use up their disposable income is to introduce reasons for them to do so. Most of the time by tapping into sentiment and such.
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As for the climbing out windows, I'm not suicidal you psycho. It's a pretty long drop from over here you know.
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Do you feel the urge to eat through the door yet?
What about having sex with your fellow tenant through the keyhole?
Are you sure you're not talking to yourself?
Thank you for the idea.
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...W-who are you? xX;
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Just gathering information.
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but dude if the doorknob fell off, then the lock should've fallen off with it. i dunno who you are but i dun mind helping you if you give me your address!
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It's alright though, my neighbor's helping me out. Tossed me an apple through the window and we're just trying to figure out how to get her brother's plier's from her end to mine.
ooc; LOLOLOLOL. Yukeh, your timing, it is brilliant \o
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lessee... maybe you can drop like one end of your blanket down the window and she can tie the pliers to it and you can just pull it up? how far high up are you anyway?
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Um. Second floor? Fairly high though. I... I've told her I'd clear the window and she can just throw it in. I've nothing breakable in view anyway.
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Grab a stool and a butter knife. Or something flat but durable. Go to the hinge of your door and pry the top part off. It looks like a giant screw and keeps your door hinge attached to the wall hinge. Repeat for how many hinges you have. Your door should swing open on that side afterwards.
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That... actually makes sense.
So. No need for pliers? oO
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Pliers it is then. Uh... thanks. Um, sir.
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Ignore them. Everyone here is kind of...strange. In their own way.
U-um. Nice to meet you, though? Even if it was in kind of an unusual way.
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It was good to meet you too. I'm not normally very sociable but um, thanks for happening by while I was locked in my apartment?
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Any time? :) I'm in and out a lot but I was really busy on Saturday, so I didn't get home until la- wait.
You completely missed Valentine's Day!
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