Commandment

[froglet]

And on the twenty-fifth day, the Lord said: Thou shalt not shag until thou hast moved thy headboard so that it bangs not against the wall. Only then mayest thou shag without disturbing thy neighbours.

Comments

Hahaha

[malindamichelle]

*Courtesy of the Bible (the extremely rare unabridged version)*

[susiethebear]

thus spake the voice of experience. right.....