the strongest father's day

[frogsicles]

So, uh...is Father's Day like Mother's Day, except for dads? Should I have gotten somethin' for Sniper?

I got a frog in the freezer I could give 'im...

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[veggiephobe]

[Did you just say...?]

YOU DARE FREEZE A FROG IN THE FREEZER - RIBBIT?!

[frogsicles]

No, I put 'em in the freezer after they're frozen! That way I can play with 'em for as long as I want!

[veggiephobe]

MY KIND WILL NOT BE TREATED WITH SUCH DISRESPECT! AS LONG AS I - THE GREAT WART - IS AROUND, ALL FROGS ARE OFF-LIMITS - RIBBIT!! RIBBITT!!!

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[frogsicles]

Okay, sure!

[fujoshin]

I don't think he's going to mind too much.

But you know, he did say that he was looking for something to cook.

[frogsicles]

He could prob'ly cook it.

[fujoshin]

Do you think frog tastes good?

[Teasing her, sob.]

[frogsicles]

I dunno! I don't eat 'em! But I bet they taste gross 'cuz they're slimy and green.

[glowbrighter]

...I dunno, Cirno, does he even like frogs?

[frogsicles]

Uh...maybe? I dunno. You think maybe I should freeze a lizard instead?

[glowbrighter]

[she would facepalm a little at that but she's so used to this....]

Well....maybe you don't gotta freeze it at all? You could give it to him alive and wiggling as a pet!

[frogsicles]

Hey, yeah! That's even better than a frozen lizard 'cuz it'll actually DO stuff! That's a great idea, Wriggle!

[no_mountains]

If he eats frogs, that sounds great!

[frogsicles]

Why would someone eat a frog? That's gross.

[no_mountains]

France does!

[frogsicles]

Then France is gross! Don't the frogs jump out if you try to eat 'em?

[wizardoftheweek]

...

That's a terrible gift.

[frogsicles]

No it's not! It's awesome! You're just jealous 'cuz you didn't have such an awesome idea!

[wizardoftheweek]

I do not need an idea. My biological father is long dead, and my father here is a useless idiot.

-She might get something for him anyways, but hey, at least she's not giving him frozen frogs.-

[frogsicles]

Bi-o-lo...I don't get it.