the strongest return

[frogsicles]

[Hello, Mayfield! It's 6 in the morning, and what better rude awakening is there than an exceptionally loud phone call?]

DAMMIT, NOT THIS STUPID PLACE AGAIN!

[Cirno slams the phone down, but she picks it up again about fifteen seconds later.]

HEY EVERYBODY, WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM?! I BEAT MARISA! TRUE STORY!

Comments

[lasersallover]

...no you didn't.

[frogsicles]

Yes I did! Don't start lyin' to people 'cuz you're embarrassed!

[lasersallover]

Whatever! No one is gonna believe you because it's not true!

[frogsicles]

It is so true, you liar!

[noneed_2worry]

[LOUD PHONE CLATTERING TO THE GROUND NOISE]

[frogsicles]

...Hello?

[noneed_2worry]

"Cirno...? It's six in the morning... what's going on?"

[Slightly whiny tone here - OH GOD IT'S SO EARLY]

[frogsicles]

I'm awesome! That's what's going on!

[wolf_faerie]

[Aisling usually sleeps outside, but she heard some noises coming from inside the house and she went in to investigate. She covers her ears as she gets closer to the phone, and then she answers.]

Cirno...?

[frogsicles]

HI, AISLING! You're still here?!

[wolf_faerie]

Yes, I'm still here. Why?

...did you get to go home?

[frogsicles]

Yeah, and it was great!

[relaxiamadoctor]

Yes~ I'd like to hear your story~

[frogsicles]

Okay, so it goes like this! There were these three fairies, Sunny Cream or whatever and her two loser friends, an' they destroyed my house, so I waged war on 'em. I found the loser friends first an' I beat 'em up an' then I found all three of 'em an' they ganged up on me but I beat 'em!

An' then I found Marisa an' I beat her too an' it was awesome an' I'm awesome.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Very interesting~

[frogsicles]

Right? It's the interestingest story ever!

[deaths_heritor]

Good morning, Cirno. And how was your visit home?

[frogsicles]

It was awesome, Miss Susan! I beat up the people who wrecked my house an' then I beat up Marisa to celebrate!

[deaths_heritor]

Excellent. Never take an offense lying down.

. . . You beat up Marisa, though? That's a bit odd, although I suppose I should stop being surprised at nonsensical things.

[frogsicles]

Well, I was feelin' real great after I beat 'em, an' I wanted to fight some more but I didn't wanna fight any more fairies 'cuz I already knew I could beat all of 'em. An' Marisa came along an' I challenged her an' then we fought!