the strongest return

[frogsicles]

[Hello, Mayfield! It's 6 in the morning, and what better rude awakening is there than an exceptionally loud phone call?]

DAMMIT, NOT THIS STUPID PLACE AGAIN!

[Cirno slams the phone down, but she picks it up again about fifteen seconds later.]

HEY EVERYBODY, WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM?! I BEAT MARISA! TRUE STORY!

Comments

[k1_sauce]

For a while there, I thought you were gone for go--wait. You beat up Marisa?

[frogsicles]

Yeah! I was awesome, you shoulda seen it!

[k1_sauce]

Yeah, I should have. What was it like?

[frogsicles]

It was like Marisa would go "BWOOOOOSH" an' I'd go "FSHOOOOOO" an' then all of it would freeze and it was AWESOME!

1/2

[tsundorapettan]

O... ow... that hurt... ow, my ears...

[tsundorapettan]

Will you please. Stop. Yelling? We don't caaaare!

[frogsicles]

WHY NOT?! YOU SHOULD CARE!

[tsundorapettan]

OH YEAH? WHY THE HELL'S THAT?

[frogsicles]

Once I get Perfect Freeze back, I'll fight her as many times as you want!

[sonic_enforcer]

[Unlike her other half, Fate actually did enjoy sleeping in, but...well, so much for that today.]

Is everything okay...?

[frogsicles]

Everything is GREAT!

[sonic_enforcer]

Oh, good.

[She was awake now and talking to this kid, so may as well make the best of it, right?]

You're very energetic considering how early it is. What's your name?

[frogsicles]

My name is Cirno, the strongest in all of Gensokyo!

[funkinmylab]

Hmph. This better be worth every word. The fact that you defeated that annoying witch is already worth 1% percent of my interest.

1/3

[frogsicles]

Okay, so I beat these three stupid jerk fairies in a war, an' then I went to go fight Marisa! An' I froze all her danmaku so dodging everything was SUPER easy! An'...

2/3

[frogsicles]

[frogsicles]

I GOTTA GET TO THE POST OFFICE OR SOMETHIN', 'CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SHOW YOU.