A Letter to the one only true action star.

[from_hollow]

Dear Jean-Claude Van Damme

Comments

[uberthug]

A Letter to the one only true action star

Um, hello?!? Are you forgetting our Governor? He pittys tha foo's that don't mention him in the same breath as Mr. Kickboxer, and once he is finished groping all the ladies on set, will get to the chopper and whip some girlie man canadian ass.

[from_hollow]

Clearly, you need to be punched in the balls while the punching party is doing the split AT THE SAME TIME! Only then you will understand the true contrast between "the last action hero" & "the one only true action star"!

[thallium]

Holycrap, this letter has everything! Adventure, excitement, astrophysics and gay innuendo! But you see, Willy, because of the total awesomeness of this letter I am going to petition MC Hawkings to change Dimension Y to Dimension Yann as homage to the only true action star [look out, girls!]. Then, we can turn the dance of letter into the dance of documentary and rate it R for Best Letter EVAR, because remember, power is not a dirty word ... or is it, confusatron!

Impressive!

[from_hollow]

6 completely different Space Ghost references in 3 lines of (almost) coherent text. Your SG savyness will be remembered through the ages!

[intercitykitty]

hahahaha..... that was inspirational and touching

[from_hollow]

Well thank you! I take great pride at touching people in questionable ways.

[dj_matt]

ROFL!

[from_hollow]

It's not funny! My heart is hurting in the darkness here! :-)

[rudejenn]

Yann, your way with words is simply BREATHTAKING.

[from_hollow]

I'm a poet and you didn't even know it!