Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. omfg.
and some that i made upa_detuned_radioDecember 27 2005, 20:53:18 UTC
Whoever Chuck Norris votes for in a presidential election wins. Always. Once he voted for himself, but then declined the position because the White House does not allow roundhouse kicks for use in foreign politics.
Chuck Norris believes that rhyming is for little Swedish school girls. This is ironic because his last name ryhmes with Tyranasaurus, whom he is a distant relative of.
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omfg.
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also....devendra banhart icon party up in hur!
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Chuck Norris believes that rhyming is for little Swedish school girls. This is ironic because his last name ryhmes with Tyranasaurus, whom he is a distant relative of.
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