i'm bleeding profusely

[fromheavenifell]

Upon watching a Mitch Hedburg (oh my, sp?) skit on flossing the other day, I figured I'd try to make it a habit to rub that little string of waxy, mint flavored cleanliness between my teeth everyday. Apparently, getting rid of that extra gunk in your mouth can add years to your life, or so I've been told by some future nurse I know. Now I

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[lapadrona]

UM i flossed the other day and that white string became soaked with RED.

[fromheavenifell]

OMG we should go on strike!

[dancing2dmb]

I can't floss either. I do it twice a year for about two weeks consistently right before my dentist appt. Then I abruptly stop.

Dude, I came home from college sophomore year and took my friends to the Berlin Fair. It's really not that great. Do you know how white trash we are? Yeah, it's pretty bad, trust me. I was kind of embarassed by the pig races, tractor pulls, and big chair picture...

Incidentally, the bf is coming to Berlin tomorrow because he wants to go to the Fair. I agreed because it's the one time a year I really allow myself to be a fat kid and eat shit I really really want.

I mailed you something today! I'm very excited about it. Don't read the label that's attached to the package, it identifies what's inside...

[fromheavenifell]

of course we're white trash - but i'm proud of it! as in, at least we don't have (too much) incest AND we've still got cows/horses/animals - we're not just a big, concrete wasteland. and i'm sure your bf will get a kick out of it.

eat lots of apple fritters for me! (they're my faaaavorite!)

glad to hear you're doing well in school (both as a student and a teacher). I hope my sister hasn't given you any trouble... have you met her yet?

and a package for me?!?!? ahh, something to look forward to. i love jill!!!!!

p.s. screw that bitchy lady who was giving you shit the other day - you know what's going on... you're IN the system... not far off preaching about what you think it is or should be.

*heeeeaaaarrrrtttttssss* = )

[dancing2dmb]

oh you make me feel so much better. some mysterious loser posted a nasty, snooty comment and it hurt my feelings.

it was probably my roommate from NH who thinks she's poor and knows what it's like to slum. psh.

[fromheavenifell]

anonymous comments might as well be shit mysteriously falling from the sky. It's just plopping down to make a big stink, but in the essence of your world, it means nothing. And should just be left behind. Oh, and make sure not to step on it.

...end silly elaborate metaphor.

love ya.

[breakingtheskin]

lol you have to get your gums use to flossing apparently. thats what my hygenist says...of course she also said my gums needed to get use to the metel prong that she was sticking into them (im pretty sure that its supposed to be used for your teeth). oh well.

[fromheavenifell]

and there you have it - living proof that dentists are out to eat your soul.

<3

[breakingtheskin]

i spelt metal wrong....
that makes me feel dumb, but i had just wokenn up i swear lol