so, i'm off to d.c. for a week.
miss me?
i mean... have fun vacationing.
text me if you'd like, but i wouldn't advise calling.

ahhh yay i'm excited.

alright, paz.

i know you all agree.

dear c.jae and j.may - some slut broke your favorite pants of mine. tragic, i know.
oh, and i miss you.

the office is on.
hooray for short, yet meaningful, entries.

everyday, i feel a little bit lonelier.

sad.
time to go to sleep.

-nothing.hurts.when.i.go.to.sleep- <--- my boy Ben Folds knew what he was talking about

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Poke a badger with a spoon.

Get your resolution here

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.

Get your resolution here

lord knows why I hadn't thought of it before.

on a completely unrelated note... my feelings toward a possible snow day tomorrow are ambivalent. but it's looking as if there will be some sort of cancellation.

alright. paz.

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For those of you who haven't seen the show, come see HAVING WONDERFUL TIME at 7:00 tonight. If you had tickets for Friday night, they'll be accepted tonight. If not, just buy them at the door. (Unless, of course, you already have Saturday night tickets ( Read more... )