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Saw King Kong. Basic storyline in run-on sentance mode:
So there was this girl and she had a mustach and she was really funny but she got fired so she goes to this guy who tells her she should take up prostitution but she doesn't because she doesn't want to be a prostitute and then she meets this other guy who's like a film maker and he wants her to be in his film but she doesn't want to but she is anyways and so they all get on this big boat and go to this place that doesn't exsist and they also have a writer on the boat who technicly they trapped but oh well because he's there and then he runs into the girl who is a huge fan and they make out because that's what everybody does on boats! *breath* So then they're sailing along and the compass starts going crazy and the stars dissapear and they get sucked into the island of doom and everybody's like "Noo! Let's get out of here!" but the film maker guy is like "Y'all are whack, I'mma shoot ma film herr!" and so he gets on a little wimpy boat and they go over to the island and there are skulls everywhere but nobody notices except the girl with the mustach, but she doesn't have a mustach anymore, so she's the girl without the mustach. So then they're looking around and this little zombie kid appears and he's like "Get off my island" but they don't and so they give him some chocolate but I guess he's lactosintolerant or something because everybody pops out of the walls and tries to attack them so they run back to their ship and they're all like "Noo!" and stuff. So they get on their ship and are trying to fix it but then another zombie sneaks on and then there's blood and stuff and he kidnaps the girl and his tribe cranks up the background music to ELEVEN and starts chanting and their eyes go all white and they look sort of stoned and then they start vibrating (?) and they feed her to the gorilla and she's like "NOOOOOOO OMG HELP MEE!1!11" but nobody hears until later, when the people on the ship are like "Dude! They just stole our girl!" so they go try to get her back but they kind of suck but they go into the jungle anyways and they run into a bunch of friendly dinosaurs that started dancing so they shot them and then they found some giant bugs, who they shot as well, and same thing with giant everything, except for these really cool leaches which they took the sword to instead, but the leaches still ended up eating some guys head which I thought was really funny. So then the girl is like dancing for the ape and he's like "HAHAHA UR FUNNIE" and he keeps knocking her over but then she gets all pissed off so she's like "NO!" and so then he's mad at her but then they fall in love and the guys come and try to free her but the monkey doesn't like that so they run away but then the guys are evil and try to trap the monkey and they do after a while but it was really hard for them. So then a few years later they have the monkey in NYC and it's an attraction and everyone's like "OH COOL A MONKEY!" but he doesn't like that very much so he escapes and wrecks the whole town to find the girl which he eventually does, and then they go ice skating on some super-strong ice that can support 2 tons of monkey but then they get shot at so they run up the empire state building and the girl like climbs all these ladders and stuff seriously there were like ten and they were all IN HER HIGH HEELS which is amazing because it's not really possible and anyways then they got shot at by aeroplanes for like five million years and it took forever and the guy that the girl made out with on the boat is taking the elevator because he doesn't want to walk but it's taking forever and then the monkey falls off and the guy reaches the top and they hug and the monkey lands on the pavement, and he doesn't explode or anything and the pavement is completely unharmed of corse, and then the moviemaker guy is like "It wasn't the airplanes that killed him... t'was beauty killed the beast."
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So there was this girl and she had a mustach and she was really funny but she got fired so she goes to this guy who tells her she should take up prostitution but she doesn't because she doesn't want to be a prostitute and then she meets this other guy who's like a film maker and he wants her to be in his film but she doesn't want to but she is anyways and so they all get on this big boat and go to this place that doesn't exsist and they also have a writer on the boat who technicly they trapped but oh well because he's there and then he runs into the girl who is a huge fan and they make out because that's what everybody does on boats! *breath* So then they're sailing along and the compass starts going crazy and the stars dissapear and they get sucked into the island of doom and everybody's like "Noo! Let's get out of here!" but the film maker guy is like "Y'all are whack, I'mma shoot ma film herr!" and so he gets on a little wimpy boat and they go over to the island and there are skulls everywhere but nobody notices except the girl with the mustach, but she doesn't have a mustach anymore, so she's the girl without the mustach. So then they're looking around and this little zombie kid appears and he's like "Get off my island" but they don't and so they give him some chocolate but I guess he's lactosintolerant or something because everybody pops out of the walls and tries to attack them so they run back to their ship and they're all like "Noo!" and stuff. So they get on their ship and are trying to fix it but then another zombie sneaks on and then there's blood and stuff and he kidnaps the girl and his tribe cranks up the background music to ELEVEN and starts chanting and their eyes go all white and they look sort of stoned and then they start vibrating (?) and they feed her to the gorilla and she's like "NOOOOOOO OMG HELP MEE!1!11" but nobody hears until later, when the people on the ship are like "Dude! They just stole our girl!" so they go try to get her back but they kind of suck but they go into the jungle anyways and they run into a bunch of friendly dinosaurs that started dancing so they shot them and then they found some giant bugs, who they shot as well, and same thing with giant everything, except for these really cool leaches which they took the sword to instead, but the leaches still ended up eating some guys head which I thought was really funny. So then the girl is like dancing for the ape and he's like "HAHAHA UR FUNNIE" and he keeps knocking her over but then she gets all pissed off so she's like "NO!" and so then he's mad at her but then they fall in love and the guys come and try to free her but the monkey doesn't like that so they run away but then the guys are evil and try to trap the monkey and they do after a while but it was really hard for them. So then a few years later they have the monkey in NYC and it's an attraction and everyone's like "OH COOL A MONKEY!" but he doesn't like that very much so he escapes and wrecks the whole town to find the girl which he eventually does, and then they go ice skating on some super-strong ice that can support 2 tons of monkey but then they get shot at so they run up the empire state building and the girl like climbs all these ladders and stuff seriously there were like ten and they were all IN HER HIGH HEELS which is amazing because it's not really possible and anyways then they got shot at by aeroplanes for like five million years and it took forever and the guy that the girl made out with on the boat is taking the elevator because he doesn't want to walk but it's taking forever and then the monkey falls off and the guy reaches the top and they hug and the monkey lands on the pavement, and he doesn't explode or anything and the pavement is completely unharmed of corse, and then the moviemaker guy is like "It wasn't the airplanes that killed him... t'was beauty killed the beast."
END!