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fly black sails: I'd love to be a pastor
fly black sails: so I can walk by and shake everybody's hands
fly black sails: and whisper to one old woman that I want to lick her twat
fly black sails: nobody would believe her

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Make sure to watch the entire video.

Sometimes you have to know when to stop. You don't just blatantly and repeatedly disrespect the people of Buzz's generation.

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I meant to post a couple of things for Halloween, but I guess I was too busy puking my brains out / concurrently watching Nip/Tuck with my girlfriend after hours of playing cards and binge-drinking ( Read more... )

So, tonight Adam got my MSN address and added me on Messenger.

He tells me out of the 4 guys (Robert, Adam, Josh, and myself) that I'm the only one who has been in a relationship since High School.

Adam is Werewolf31185. I am Scot.
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