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[frostedbites]

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE F

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[One might compare his reaction to his first spraying to a very angry kitty.

You can hear Lady Gaga's "LoveGame" in the background.]

Comments

[gunsandhonor]

... What just happened?

[frostedbites]

Fucking thing - it sprayed me.

[gunsandhonor]

[Awkward silence.]

What sprayed you?

[frostedbites]

The comm thing. The ugly palm pilot, you know.

[lamortdeshommes]

Your language is deplorable.

[frostedbites]

And?

[lamortdeshommes]

Nothing else, really. I was just informing you in case you had, I don't know know, say forgotten?

[frostedbites]

Izzy, babe, this ain't a sudden thing.

[missmimmi]

Are you all right?

[frostedbites]

I'm fine.

[God he's almost as bitchy as Razer.]

[missmimmi]

[Oh great, more cranks]

Good. I am glad.

[frostedbites]

[But this one looks like Even! And he's a vampire!]

Yeah, sure.

[phasebitchin]

Wouldn't be too sure that's water.

[Lilith affects an appropriately bored drawl.]

[frostedbites]

It looks and quacks.

[HE'S A VAMPIRE. HE KNOWS WATER.

He grabs a towel anyway.]

[phasebitchin]

Just sayin'. A buddy of mine got something else in his eyes. Eyelashes were sticky for a few days after.

[Oh my god do not listen to her.]

[frostedbites]

Mhm.

[BUT HE'S CHECKING.]

[hadalotofsugar]

Wet, sugar?

[Snarky sarcastic King is snarky and sarcastic.]

[frostedbites]

You would ask.

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh darling, I just have to know.

[Somehow this tone is fierce.]