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Selina Kyle | Nolanverse

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Cats don't like water, Mr. Stark. [ She smirks. ] What would I get for going to the beach with you?

Your money.

[ironfail]

I guess I could buy you something shiny. Maybe some catnip too.

Among other things. [He's totally leering now, feel free to hurt him.]

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Please, Mr. Stark. The cat jokes do get old after awhile.

[ Her eyebrow goes up. ] Now you're just exaggerating.

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I don't know, they're still pretty funny to me. And I've seen your kitty ears, don't tell me you didn't pose your goggles that way on purpose.

There's plenty of reasons to hang around a handsome, rich, powerful guy. Though I doubt I have to explain them to you.

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They just happen to look that way. I have a pair of cat ears if I want to be brazen about what I am. [ Ah, a small joke at Bruce's expense. ]

Beyond what's in your pants?

[ironfail]

You do? And I haven't seen you in them? Now that's what's criminal here.

Right, I'm unsure whether you're talking about my wallet or my dick right now. Both of which are very impressive.

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You haven't held a dress up party, Mr. Stark. That's hardly my fault.

[ Selina rolls her eyes. The wallet might be impressive, but, probably not the other thing Tony. Sorry. ]

[ironfail]

Obviously this means I should find an excuse to have one. I'm sure there's a charity out there somewhere that could use a big donation.

[How would she know, she's never seen it. So ha!!!]

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The point of a charity is to it because you want to help others. Not to impress the girls.

[ Selina is so disapproving right now. ]

[ironfail]

[And doesn't he know it. Don't let Tony ruffle your feathers, Selina.]

So you rather I didn't donate anything at all than donate with questionable intentions.

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[ She has fur thank you. ]

I'd rather you actually do something helpful with your money instead of spending it to impress me.

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Charities are helpful, aren't they? I was under the impression that's where most of my donations were going.

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It's not just what you do with the money, Mr. Stark. It's the intentions behind the giving. [ She smiles. ] I'm not dumb. I know where your money goes.

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Honestly, I think the people receiving the money don't give a rat's ass about the intentions of the donor.

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You'd be surprised about that. Have you ever met one of those people?