more porn, fewer jobs

[frothynads]

For starters, I guess the new issue of Penthouse is due out soon. Someone up the line must have memorized what the boxes look like, because every time a crate of Penthouse comes through the terminal, a few make it into our hands to browse. This one was the rundown for the Pet of the Year issue. Anyway, I'm at the end of my particular conveyor,

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I'll thank you now.

[arettber]

I'm taking my .00014 cents to boats and bet it all on one spin of the roulette wheel. LET IT RIDE!

Re: I'll thank you now.

[arettber]

Whoa, garbled my syntax pretty good there. What the hell, I'm drunk again.

[bdar]

So I found one full of womens' health magazines and inserted the rogue Penthouse. It won't appear on the bill of lading, and I hope they just pull the whole stack straight out of the box and put it on the shelf unnoticed.

Tyler Durden would be proud.

[book_fairy]

Ooh! It's just like a scavenger hunt! Everyone run to Barnes & Noble and tear apart the Women's Health magazine section. First person to find a Penthouse WINS!!!!! :-)