Holy double penetration Batman!

[frothynads]

Wow. I haven't looked at an LJ update page in quite some time. I know I kinda teased everyone with stories of government inefficiencies and the associated aggrivation, but I've kinda gone numb and don't care so much anymore. There seems to be a collective drain on everyone's motivation and morale, so now I just sort of show up. I say to Iran

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[arettber]

I could have condoms full of corn starch hanging out of my pockets.

That's not exactly the "pocket" they're typically stuffed into, you know. I'd think about it carefully.

[2thirty6]

Assranger! Add me!

[solartrout]

Tell the fine folks at the Australian Embassy that we're still pissed they closed the Consulate in Chicago ;)