Well, I said I had more government job-related stories, but I would just like to hash out some etiquette related confusion, which actually is kinda job-related
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It stands to reason that there is a "schlongular half-life" at work here, that, according to the latest research, degrades at the rate of 50% per contact, excluding the initial hand-to-khak exposure
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Given the phallic nature of the common straight tie, it may be cosmically correct to assume the practice of "straightening" another's neckwear before the big meeting is akin to providing a friendly and supportive hand job to your coworker or management. If that doesn't get you a big "raise", I don't know what will.
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Okay, I'm having fun, but office homo-social behavior is really fascinating to me, especially with phobes I used to work with who did it all the time. Like Freud should have said: "sometimes a cigar is your boss' cock".
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Given the phallic nature of the common straight tie, it may be cosmically correct to assume the practice of "straightening" another's neckwear before the big meeting is akin to providing a friendly and supportive hand job to your coworker or management. If that doesn't get you a big "raise", I don't know what will.
: )
Okay, I'm having fun, but office homo-social behavior is really fascinating to me, especially with phobes I used to work with who did it all the time. Like Freud should have said: "sometimes a cigar is your boss' cock".
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