myojo survey translation
Fangirls make me laaaaugh. I was looking through March's Myojo and I came a cross a funny little survey:
こんな KAT-TUN & 関ジャニ∞が見たい
I Want to See This Kind of KAT-TUN & Kanjani8
I'm probably the last person who should be translating anything but, hell, if I could read it it can't be too hard. If I screw up badly, feel free to kick and correct me.
Fans took each member and said what kind of 'sugata' (appearance? this word is hard to translate) they'd like to see. Here are the Top 5 for each. They printed three fan comments for each, but I only translated one because I'm lazy. Anyway, onward!
I want to see Kamenashi Kazuya...
1 - as a maid
2 - cooking
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - in a turtle costume
5 - playing baseball
OKAY WTF MAID? LOLOL Okay sure.
One fan said, "He's thin so he'd look pretty in a frilly maid uniform." No comment...
I want to see Akanishi Jin...
1 - return
2 - kiss
3 - make a funny face
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - playing soccer
Not too surprising there.
Fan comment: "Those lips are a crime. Way too sexy..."
I want to see Taguchi Junnosuke...
1 - kiss
2 - cooking
3 - Akiba-kei
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - tap dance
Guch as a nerdy Akihabara kid. That'd be hilarious. I can picture that one easy.
Fan comment: "I want to be awakened sweetly by a prince's kiss."
I want to see Tanaka Koki...
1 - make a funny face
2 - as a nurse
3 - as a maid
4 - Akiba-kei
5 - wearing women's clothing
Lots of feminine things for him.
Fan comment: "Nurse from Hell. But he'd kindly attend to the children."
I want to see Ueda Tatsuya...
1 - boxing
2 - wearing women's clothing
3 - make a funny face
4 - gosurori aka in Gothic Lolita style
5 - look like a baby
I'm totally down with the Lolita but... the hell you say? A BABY?
Fan comment: "Things like lace, ribbon, a bib and other accesories would suit him." (o_O )
I want to see Nakamaru Yuichi...
1 - wink
2 - kiss
3 - cosplay
4 - look like a clown
5 - wearing women's clothing
He does make a pretty nifty clown.
Fan comment: "I want to be kissed by his plump lips!" ... I can't believe I just wrote that.
I want to see Yasuda Shota...
1 - play guitar
2 - as a maid
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - kiss
5 - nursery school worker
Hey! Some choices that make sense! #5 would be awesome.
Fan comment: "Shochan surrounded by kids. That would be cute. ♥" Indeed it would.
I want to see Ohkura Tadayoshi...
1 - wearing women's clothing
2 - make a funny face
3 - playing the drums
4 - cooking
5 - playing guitar
Not a single one of these says "naked." I call bullshit on this survey.
Fan comment: "He's tall and thin so if he wore women's clothes he'd look like a pretty model." It's true. He's already one hot okan. ♥
I want to see Maruyama Ryuhei...
1 - wink
2 - in a costume
3 - make a funny face
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - doing a sexy pose
Quite frankly, I'm not so sure what's so special about winking. Someone care to fill me in? Sexy pose should be higher. :D
Fan comment: "I want to see him making sexy poses in front of a mirror." LOLOLOL XDDD
I want to see Shibutani Subaru...
1 - be serious
2 - with a shaved head
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - wearing a suit
5 - as an obachan
I don't even want to think about him with a shaved head.
Fan comment: "He jokes around on TV a lot so I'd like him to talk seriously." As long as he continues to grope the other members, I suppose that's okay.
I want to see Nishikido Ryo...
1 - make a funny face
2 - playing basketball
3 - cooking
4 - as a maid
5 - wearing women's clothing
Fan comment: "His listless/bored face is lovely but he should make a funny face once in a while." Ryo is only capable of 3 kinds of faces: psycho killer happy, sexy, and BITCH, I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I want to see Yokoyama Yu...
1 - playing basketball
2 - on a diet <-- do not get me started... -__-
3 - doing tsukkomi
4 - writing lyrics
5 - looking cool
Fan comment: "He's in charge of the lyrics for San Kyoudai, so I'd like to read lyrics he wrote for himself." Every time I'm reminded Yoko wrote the lyrics I get all flaily. ♥
I want to see Murakami Shingo...
1 - make a funny face
2 - playing soccer
3 - with short hair
4 - surfing
5 - being the boke
Ooh, yes, Hina cut your hair.
Fan comment: "He's always the tsukkomi to the other members' boke, but I'd like to see him go ahead and be silly every once in a while." I'm trying to picture Maru hitting Hina on the head all the time. Weird.
Okay, done. That took a lot longer than it should have. Oh well, I found it quite amusing. :D
こんな KAT-TUN & 関ジャニ∞が見たい
I Want to See This Kind of KAT-TUN & Kanjani8
I'm probably the last person who should be translating anything but, hell, if I could read it it can't be too hard. If I screw up badly, feel free to kick and correct me.
Fans took each member and said what kind of 'sugata' (appearance? this word is hard to translate) they'd like to see. Here are the Top 5 for each. They printed three fan comments for each, but I only translated one because I'm lazy. Anyway, onward!
I want to see Kamenashi Kazuya...
1 - as a maid
2 - cooking
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - in a turtle costume
5 - playing baseball
OKAY WTF MAID? LOLOL Okay sure.
One fan said, "He's thin so he'd look pretty in a frilly maid uniform." No comment...
I want to see Akanishi Jin...
1 - return
2 - kiss
3 - make a funny face
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - playing soccer
Not too surprising there.
Fan comment: "Those lips are a crime. Way too sexy..."
I want to see Taguchi Junnosuke...
1 - kiss
2 - cooking
3 - Akiba-kei
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - tap dance
Guch as a nerdy Akihabara kid. That'd be hilarious. I can picture that one easy.
Fan comment: "I want to be awakened sweetly by a prince's kiss."
I want to see Tanaka Koki...
1 - make a funny face
2 - as a nurse
3 - as a maid
4 - Akiba-kei
5 - wearing women's clothing
Lots of feminine things for him.
Fan comment: "Nurse from Hell. But he'd kindly attend to the children."
I want to see Ueda Tatsuya...
1 - boxing
2 - wearing women's clothing
3 - make a funny face
4 - gosurori aka in Gothic Lolita style
5 - look like a baby
I'm totally down with the Lolita but... the hell you say? A BABY?
Fan comment: "Things like lace, ribbon, a bib and other accesories would suit him." (o_O )
I want to see Nakamaru Yuichi...
1 - wink
2 - kiss
3 - cosplay
4 - look like a clown
5 - wearing women's clothing
He does make a pretty nifty clown.
Fan comment: "I want to be kissed by his plump lips!" ... I can't believe I just wrote that.
I want to see Yasuda Shota...
1 - play guitar
2 - as a maid
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - kiss
5 - nursery school worker
Hey! Some choices that make sense! #5 would be awesome.
Fan comment: "Shochan surrounded by kids. That would be cute. ♥" Indeed it would.
I want to see Ohkura Tadayoshi...
1 - wearing women's clothing
2 - make a funny face
3 - playing the drums
4 - cooking
5 - playing guitar
Not a single one of these says "naked." I call bullshit on this survey.
Fan comment: "He's tall and thin so if he wore women's clothes he'd look like a pretty model." It's true. He's already one hot okan. ♥
I want to see Maruyama Ryuhei...
1 - wink
2 - in a costume
3 - make a funny face
4 - wearing women's clothing
5 - doing a sexy pose
Quite frankly, I'm not so sure what's so special about winking. Someone care to fill me in? Sexy pose should be higher. :D
Fan comment: "I want to see him making sexy poses in front of a mirror." LOLOLOL XDDD
I want to see Shibutani Subaru...
1 - be serious
2 - with a shaved head
3 - wearing women's clothing
4 - wearing a suit
5 - as an obachan
I don't even want to think about him with a shaved head.
Fan comment: "He jokes around on TV a lot so I'd like him to talk seriously." As long as he continues to grope the other members, I suppose that's okay.
I want to see Nishikido Ryo...
1 - make a funny face
2 - playing basketball
3 - cooking
4 - as a maid
5 - wearing women's clothing
Fan comment: "His listless/bored face is lovely but he should make a funny face once in a while." Ryo is only capable of 3 kinds of faces: psycho killer happy, sexy, and BITCH, I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I want to see Yokoyama Yu...
1 - playing basketball
2 - on a diet <-- do not get me started... -__-
3 - doing tsukkomi
4 - writing lyrics
5 - looking cool
Fan comment: "He's in charge of the lyrics for San Kyoudai, so I'd like to read lyrics he wrote for himself." Every time I'm reminded Yoko wrote the lyrics I get all flaily. ♥
I want to see Murakami Shingo...
1 - make a funny face
2 - playing soccer
3 - with short hair
4 - surfing
5 - being the boke
Ooh, yes, Hina cut your hair.
Fan comment: "He's always the tsukkomi to the other members' boke, but I'd like to see him go ahead and be silly every once in a while." I'm trying to picture Maru hitting Hina on the head all the time. Weird.
Okay, done. That took a lot longer than it should have. Oh well, I found it quite amusing. :D