Oh wild-card words...
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much AIDS.
O Christmas Tree
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
Heh
A child, a child,
Shivers in the cold,
Let us bring him silver and AIDS.
Do You Hear What I Hear
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
Too awful...
Joy to the world,
The Hitler is come.
Joy To The World
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
Who wouldn't want a Satan in a pear tree?
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A Satan in a pear tree.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
Anyone realize Satan is Santa as a typo?
I'm guessing Stephen is a gay man...
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the AIDS of Stephen.
Good King Wenceslas
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
And the grand finale:
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is AIDS.
Do They Know It's Christmas
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
So... I got half the laundry done... 3/4 of my xmas shopping, I bought a tree, and the house is half cleaned.
But now more crises have come up.
For instance, a heat pipe in my ceiling is leaking. There's now a hole in the ceiling and the couch is looking pretty sad. We called the Super, but he's fucking useless (At least I think Kofi did. I was told he did.)
My life is a fucking stress fest.
I still need a haircut.