Destination: Mars

Chris: I got the new FHM in the mail today.
Me: Ooh, can I have it?
Chris: Maybe, if you make it worth my while, bitches.*

*The plural of "bitch," to Chris, is like an enhanced version of the singular.

Jeff: I applied for a job at Gamestop
Me: Ooh, cool. Did you happen to see a guy working there, taller than I am, chubby, with blonde hair, ( Read more... )

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The purpose of an argument is to learn from the other person's point of view, not to convince the other person you're right.

Ok, so the debate. It seemed like our good ol' Dubya got pretty pissed a couple of times. He looked like he wanted to bring it to Kerry Texas style. Also, did anyone else notice that he tossed out the waffling accusations like 27 times? Even after Kerry made it clear that he was only against Dubya's fuck-up job of handling war, not the war ( Read more... )

whatnobodyknew: hey jess, how's australia
WorldTurndDayglo: toim
WorldTurndDayglo: i'm dveatstlaitlyin drunk
WorldTurndDayglo: devsatatinly
WorldTurndDayglo: deveastatinaly
WorldTurndDayglo: AAHH
WorldTurndDayglo: how are you
whatnobodyknew: HAHAHA

Jeff and David are out of town. So today I went down to the Loop, bought a Jeff Buckley cd, and just sat outside, reading and chain smoking. The weather was beautiful. I've got to do this more often.

I'm back in St. Louis.

"what's the native specialty food of your home town?"

TOASTED RAVIOLI!