I'm not gonna play this fucking game.

That, my good sirs, is the sound of a rasberry ( Read more... )

Once upon a blue moon, I told someone that I told jokes because I felt that seeing someone else smile far surpassed anyhappiness that I myself could feel. Sadly, when I said that, I was in grade school and thus unable to articulate that exact thought into a sentence that explained the whole concept ( Read more... )

I spent about 15 minutes writing a song then gave up =P ( Read more... )

Hmmm ( Read more... )

Her friend likes me? More like she fucking likes someone else ( Read more... )

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Everything's going to plan.
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A first grader got suspended for "sexual harrasment," hitherto referred to as "Wedgie."
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You thought OUR homework was weird ( Read more... )

Someone I once knew...
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