I have been internet shy for almost 6 months now. So... in honor of me logging back on, I decided to make a picture post to tell everyone what I have been doing lately.
Mahala and I got together and decided to make a porn...
When that didn't work, we became ROCK STARS!
...Cathi became a groupie real quick...
We wrote a song about the SCARY BEER MONSTER defeating the QUEER FAIERE...
When that didn't work, we became depressed and lived in a shoe.
Til one day, we met BRIAN ZOMBIE who likes BRAINS...
And we became ZOMBIES...
and got strung out on ZOMBIE CRACK!!
So, being ZOMBIES suited us. One night we were walking down the street when we ran into BUSTY MCGEE, a star of our ill-faded porn. She was poor and eating trash.
She saw us and ran...
So we ate her brains and she became a ZOMBIE too...
I guess that's it. I've recovered from my ZOMBIE-like state now.