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[fruitcocktailss]

KyloHasPolio: KyloHasPolio: i have major plans
iwasasong: [okkkkk]
KyloHasPolio: that invoves sausage
iwasasong: [what]
KyloHasPolio: you heard me
iwasasong: [elaborate?]
KyloHasPolio: we like to give it as presents
KyloHasPolio: you know like a big fat summer sausage wrapped up
KyloHasPolio: and on your door step
KyloHasPolio: those kinds

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[_kissofvanity_]

:( I don't think Rocky truly appreciates the thought behind the sausage - if he did, he wouldn't keep missing them when we present them to him. I truly believe that Rocky is undeserving of the summer sausage and that we need to:
1 - Find a gift more suiting for Rocky.
2 - Find a person more suiting for the sausage.

If your train of thought is going where I'm going, Rocky seems somewhat interested by the summer sausage which indicates that he might just enjoy the phallic shape of it. To solve problem #1, we'll begin to present Rocky with dildos. Problem #2 is a bit more difficult, as most people enjoy eating summer sausage. I propose, then, that we begin to use the sausage as a weapon rather than as a reward for dear friendship. Death to all the fuckers. Death by Summer fucking Sausage.

[fruitcocktailss]

oh oh oh. I meant to tell you that I gave Rocky a tower of McDonalds cups the other week. I told him to watch for a present that night so he better of gotten it!!!!!!!!!