it's not French, it's freedom!

Dec 22, 2010 20:27

it’s not French, it’s freedom! | G

Kyuhyun ; Ryeowook

Kyuhyun is an American and Ryeowook is a Frenchman. Let the epic fail begin.

“You know what, Frenchman?” Kyuhyun the American asked proudly, poking Ryeowook. “You’re in America now!” Kyuhyun paused momentarily to see what Ryeowook would say.

In response, Ryeowook stared at Kyuhyun with those huge doe-eyes of his. It was hard for Kyuhyun to guess what Ryeowook was thinking at that moment, so he continued his speech.

“Here we don’t have French bread, French salad or French Fries!” Kyuhyun declared. “We live for freedom, so we have freedom bread, freedom salad and freedom fries!” Kyuhyun lowered his hand which he had punched excitedly into the air to emphasize his point. “What do you say to that?”

Suddenly, Ryeowook seized Kyuhyun with a strength that surprised Kyuhyun and pulled the taller man in. Ryeowook’s face was flushed and his eyes held a dark lust. “How would you like a freedom kiss?” Ryeowook asked breathlessly, twisting his fingers into Kyuhyun’s tangled locks and smashed his lips fiercely against Kyuhyun’s.

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these are as pretty fail as fics go. wahahahhahhaaaa xDD
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