Seriously...

[fruitkakechevy]

...if I keep posting so much today, I'm going to have to start twatting with the rest of you crazy desk jockeys. Who knew that avoiding the necessary but unpleasant task of waking a toddler from his always-epic (and thus bedtime-disrupting) nap would make me so 'productive'?!

Also, I read far too much of THIS, and laughed far more than I can

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[cooan]

Twatting is an awesome way for me to throw my random thoughts out at the universe from random places. I probably wouldn't do it so much if I didn't have my damned blackberry!

I always feel like I have to have the ramblies in a blog entry. :(

But on twatter, I can just say: "Someone's breath smells like poop and this woman in front of me is reading the Watchtower."

PS I'm stealing "twat*" from you.

[fruitkakechevy]

Steal away :) I doubt I'm the originator, and I'm pleased to see it spread far and wide.

I get irritated with Twatter, mostly because (no reflection on the glorious vulva) it's not how want to spend my day and I sometimes feel like I'm missing something. Even when it's stories about your poop, I feel like I'm missing some essential means of communication that would somehow enrich my life :P And I hate that.

[cooan]

My favourite twats are when I'm on the toilet. I like forcing people to read my crap.

OOHHHHH... what a pun!