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[fruits_ponchi]

There’s a Japanese proverb that goes as follows: “Baka wa shinanakya naoranai.”

It translates to “Unless an idiot dies, he won't be cured.” This saying holds quite true for Sakamoto and his soon-to-be wife-husband, Gintoki. And on the topic of your impending unholy matrimony, I offer up another proverb.

Akusai wa hyaku-nen no fusaku: A bad wife

Comments

[oneeyedbeast]

This situation isn't exactly pleasant for me, either, Zura. Stripped of my sword while my goal lies so close in front of me...

[fruits_ponchi]

Attempting to kill me here would be a coward's fight.

[oneeyedbeast]

I agree with you on that much. I'm patient enough to savor it another day.

[fruits_ponchi]

...For now, it would be best if we go on pretending that we are not locked in a cell together.

1/2

[fruits_ponchi]

It's not traitor, it's Katsura.

2/2

[fruits_ponchi]

That would depend on who's point of view you are judging from. Takasugi

[ginironosora]

Wife-husband... is that some new hybrid mutant species?!!?

Funny, that you say such things and yet, you're the one in jail. That seems a lot unholier than marrying for reassurance.

[fruits_ponchi]

I am still unable to comprehend why you and the other idiot aren't in jail already. The matrimony of the two of you warrants a sentence far more than my single bomb.

[ginironosora]

It's not that big'a deal where we came from. 'Sides, it's only so we're legally bonded in case shit goes down. You never know in this place.

[fruits_ponchi]

I wasn't referring to the fact that both of you are male. That is not what disturbs me, rather that two complete idiots are "tying the string."

[canicrynow]

I think you would be less cranky if you had more fiber in your diet.

[fruits_ponchi]

I consume a regular diet of Soba.

[beefandfish]

You're still in jail, yellow?

[fruits_ponchi]

That is correct, Leader Sukonbu girl.