Welcome to Our House
Mrs. Bechard: Ryan, get your head inside the classroom.
(Ryan is halfway out the window)
Nadia (getting off line): Forget it. I'm not waiting on this line!
Suzanne: Nadia, what are you doing? Wait on the line!
(Nadia returns to the line)
Mrs Bechard: What is the period?
Ryan: Negative two pi to two pi.
Elliot: Zero to pi.
Mrs. Bechard: No.
Chad: Zero to two pi.
Mrs. Bechard: Yes!
Elliot: Way to take my answer and multiply it by two.
Elliot: This is retarded. I'd rather take women's literature.
TJ: You know how I know you're gay? You're wearing goggles in gym.
Kritzer: You know how I know you're gay? You're wearing, uh, jeans.
TJ: You know how I know you're gay? There's a big rainbow sticker on the back of your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
Glotzer: What are they scared of? A guy with a burrito?
Elliot: I'm gonna work out.
(He starts lifting his desk up and bringing it down again)
Asshat Boy: Should I take it personally that you think I'd want to get a purple car?
Mr. Elders: Some people like purple cars.
Some Girl: I want a bananananaa.
Elliot: What year are we in?
Ryan: 2008. Look at the hovercar.
Glotzer: Lucky for us there aren't too many Mexicans with burritos saying, "I want to be a member of Al-Qaeda."
Ryan: He's being a jerkface.
Elliot: Only on Wednesdays.
Mr. Elders: Olivia, let's say your boyfriend calls you up and says, "Listen. I know we've been going out for three years, but I--I'm--You have crooked legs. I don't want to go out with you anymore. I'm going to date Kristen now because she walks straight."
Mrs. Bechard: What's the amplitude?
Ross: Four.
Mrs. Bechard: No.
Someone Else: Four?
Mrs. Bechard: Yes. Four.
Hommez: This requires a lot of independence. It's all about independence. It's Independence Day, Justin, and you are Will Smith!
Elliot: She's like, "What's your name?" and I'm like, "Elliot." and she's like, "What's your last name?" and I'm like, "Why?".
Ryan: I'm seriously considering jumping out this window. It doesn't look that far.
Elliot: You'll probably survive. You'll probably break your feet. Or your neck.
Ryan: Or maybe the ground will cave in.
Hommez: Freshmen need to try to impress me if they want future opportunities. Because I remember... Like a sponge.