Love dem math jokes

[frumple]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two ” beers.

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[jcsbimp]

Could lend itself to variations.

A mathematician walks into a bar, purchases a beer, drinks it, leaves.
2 mathematicians walk in, purchase 1/2 beers each, drink, leave.
3 mathematicians walk in, purchase 1/3 beers each, drink, leave.
The bartender says "This is the limit," pours a beer, drinks it himself.

[pagandenma]

Yes, but are the glasses of beer:

A) half empty?
B) half full?
C) twice as large as they need to be?

Oh, wait, that's if you're a Philosophy major . . .