I cannot... sleep.
I have the most random conversations with people I have never met in my life
I am: NO Optimus Prime
NO optimus prime: hello, would you like to join my secret society of NINJAS
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: If you have no basic training, it's fine.
NO optimus prime: My sensei will help you master your inner Ball
MUG911: who is this
NO optimus prime: I am Tai-won
NO optimus prime: and I own the biggest NINJA army in the universe
MUG911: thats kool
NO optimus prime: Not just 'kool' my boy, excellent.
NO optimus prime: Do you have the skills, the need, THE DRIVE, to kill innocents for money?
NO optimus prime: I mean.
NO optimus prime: to train your inner ball
MUG911: sure
NO optimus prime: what color NINJA suit shall you prefer: pink or purple?
MUG911: pink
NO optimus prime: size?
NO optimus prime: it's a hefty ball inside you
NO optimus prime: chose well
MUG911: uhh large
NO optimus prime: large! my boy! the sky is the limit... would you want to go down in NINJA history as the guy whose ball was just... large?
MUG911: sure
NO optimus prime: alright, I'll order an extra large... your ball may be still growing... I'll have my dojo master deliver it to your home adress
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: we know where you live, so save your typing.
NO optimus prime: alright, next order of business....
NO optimus prime: how are you on the whole 'killing children' thing. Personally, I think the little shits have it coming to them... but uh- what do you think.
MUG911: i think the same thing
NO optimus prime: and what about beautiful naked girls... would you sacrifice them to the virgin god with your penis of glory?
MUG911: wtf
NO optimus prime: NINJA skills are... required.
NO optimus prime: If you are uncomfortable with naked women... we can provide other means.
NO optimus prime: If young boys are what youre after, I shall provide!
MUG911: ur trippin me out
NO optimus prime: I am serious. My society has been watching you since birth. We need you to fight the iter-galatic NINJA wars with you. WITH YOU BY MYSIDE... we shall prevail.
MUG911: oh shit wtf
NO optimus prime: you...are...most valuable. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BALL I HAVE EVER SEEN. You are... powerful. JOIN ME.
MUG911: ok
NO optimus prime: now, i have to give you a test.
NO optimus prime: oh relax... relax
NO optimus prime: it's simple.
NO optimus prime: it's an online test mainly.
NO optimus prime: okay... type the alphabet
MUG911: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
NO optimus prime: excellent. ingenioussssss....
NO optimus prime: alright... type your favorite color forwards and backwards
MUG911: green neerg
NO optimus prime: alright, now stand up and sit down in your chair. Yes... you will have to physically get up.
NO optimus prime: type ok
NO optimus prime: when done
MUG911: what am i typeing
NO optimus prime: MY BOY! listen: stand up from your chair at the computer and sit down again. When you have completed this task... type OK via AIM.
MUG911: ok via aim
NO optimus prime: Ah, you didn't stand up
MUG911: yes i did
NO optimus prime: we shall see, young lord... I'll have to keep a better watch through your window.
MUG911: kkk
NO optimus prime: alright.
NO optimus prime: do you know your basic times tables?
MUG911: yeah
NO optimus prime: WELL YOU DON'T NEED THEM!
MUG911: well ok
NO optimus prime: who is your best friend?
MUG911: i dont know i have many
NO optimus prime: WRONG I am your new bestfriend.
MUG911: ok who in the fuck are u
NO optimus prime: I am Tai-won... the greated leader of all NINJA-dom.
NO optimus prime: and you
NO optimus prime: my son
NO optimus prime: are
NO optimus prime: a NINJA
MUG911: no i will over rule u one day master
NO optimus prime: It has been prophizied as such.
NO optimus prime: one day... your balls will vastly outgrow mine
NO optimus prime: and you will lead the largest NINJA empire known to man
MUG911: yes they will
MUG911: i know
NO optimus prime: My son... my biological son... you will JOIN me
MUG911: yes i will
NO optimus prime: Even though I am your parent... you will need to induct the sacred art of lovemaking with me in the sacrificial chamber of fucking.
MUG911: fuck that
NO optimus prime: your balls are huge... they need to be juiced.
NO optimus prime: it is nothing sexual
MUG911: lo
NO optimus prime: my boy
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
NO optimus prime: say: 'yes sensei'
MUG911: ill pass
NO optimus prime: spoken like a true NINJA warrior... you have passed the test.
NO optimus prime: I will call upon you when the time is right. For now... remember to eat plently of veggies and fuck lots of hot whores.
NO optimus prime: Goodbye son, until we meet again
NO optimus prime: PWNED
and block
In Laura's words: Touche
I am: NO Optimus Prime
NO optimus prime: hello, would you like to join my secret society of NINJAS
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: If you have no basic training, it's fine.
NO optimus prime: My sensei will help you master your inner Ball
MUG911: who is this
NO optimus prime: I am Tai-won
NO optimus prime: and I own the biggest NINJA army in the universe
MUG911: thats kool
NO optimus prime: Not just 'kool' my boy, excellent.
NO optimus prime: Do you have the skills, the need, THE DRIVE, to kill innocents for money?
NO optimus prime: I mean.
NO optimus prime: to train your inner ball
MUG911: sure
NO optimus prime: what color NINJA suit shall you prefer: pink or purple?
MUG911: pink
NO optimus prime: size?
NO optimus prime: it's a hefty ball inside you
NO optimus prime: chose well
MUG911: uhh large
NO optimus prime: large! my boy! the sky is the limit... would you want to go down in NINJA history as the guy whose ball was just... large?
MUG911: sure
NO optimus prime: alright, I'll order an extra large... your ball may be still growing... I'll have my dojo master deliver it to your home adress
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: we know where you live, so save your typing.
NO optimus prime: alright, next order of business....
NO optimus prime: how are you on the whole 'killing children' thing. Personally, I think the little shits have it coming to them... but uh- what do you think.
MUG911: i think the same thing
NO optimus prime: and what about beautiful naked girls... would you sacrifice them to the virgin god with your penis of glory?
MUG911: wtf
NO optimus prime: NINJA skills are... required.
NO optimus prime: If you are uncomfortable with naked women... we can provide other means.
NO optimus prime: If young boys are what youre after, I shall provide!
MUG911: ur trippin me out
NO optimus prime: I am serious. My society has been watching you since birth. We need you to fight the iter-galatic NINJA wars with you. WITH YOU BY MYSIDE... we shall prevail.
MUG911: oh shit wtf
NO optimus prime: you...are...most valuable. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BALL I HAVE EVER SEEN. You are... powerful. JOIN ME.
MUG911: ok
NO optimus prime: now, i have to give you a test.
NO optimus prime: oh relax... relax
NO optimus prime: it's simple.
NO optimus prime: it's an online test mainly.
NO optimus prime: okay... type the alphabet
MUG911: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
NO optimus prime: excellent. ingenioussssss....
NO optimus prime: alright... type your favorite color forwards and backwards
MUG911: green neerg
NO optimus prime: alright, now stand up and sit down in your chair. Yes... you will have to physically get up.
NO optimus prime: type ok
NO optimus prime: when done
MUG911: what am i typeing
NO optimus prime: MY BOY! listen: stand up from your chair at the computer and sit down again. When you have completed this task... type OK via AIM.
MUG911: ok via aim
NO optimus prime: Ah, you didn't stand up
MUG911: yes i did
NO optimus prime: we shall see, young lord... I'll have to keep a better watch through your window.
MUG911: kkk
NO optimus prime: alright.
NO optimus prime: do you know your basic times tables?
MUG911: yeah
NO optimus prime: WELL YOU DON'T NEED THEM!
MUG911: well ok
NO optimus prime: who is your best friend?
MUG911: i dont know i have many
NO optimus prime: WRONG I am your new bestfriend.
MUG911: ok who in the fuck are u
NO optimus prime: I am Tai-won... the greated leader of all NINJA-dom.
NO optimus prime: and you
NO optimus prime: my son
NO optimus prime: are
NO optimus prime: a NINJA
MUG911: no i will over rule u one day master
NO optimus prime: It has been prophizied as such.
NO optimus prime: one day... your balls will vastly outgrow mine
NO optimus prime: and you will lead the largest NINJA empire known to man
MUG911: yes they will
MUG911: i know
NO optimus prime: My son... my biological son... you will JOIN me
MUG911: yes i will
NO optimus prime: Even though I am your parent... you will need to induct the sacred art of lovemaking with me in the sacrificial chamber of fucking.
MUG911: fuck that
NO optimus prime: your balls are huge... they need to be juiced.
NO optimus prime: it is nothing sexual
MUG911: lo
NO optimus prime: my boy
MUG911: lol
NO optimus prime: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
NO optimus prime: say: 'yes sensei'
MUG911: ill pass
NO optimus prime: spoken like a true NINJA warrior... you have passed the test.
NO optimus prime: I will call upon you when the time is right. For now... remember to eat plently of veggies and fuck lots of hot whores.
NO optimus prime: Goodbye son, until we meet again
NO optimus prime: PWNED
and block
In Laura's words: Touche