I just bought an iPod. Not from Apple though. From some lady on ebay. Brand new in the box with all original shit for $100 including shipping, and it's got 20GB. Take THAT you poofaces from Apple, trying to get me to pay two times that for a tenth of the storage. Fuck. You.

I would also like to sand out a sincere Fuck You to Blackboard. After ( Read more... )

I am sleepy. I am thinking of beautiful boots. I have several hundred pages to read for class. I go sleepy.

Avast!! I have returned from norf carorina. I am tired and my head hurts and my uterus hurts, and I was traveling for about fourteen hours, counting five hours I was in the airport because my plane got delayed like 3.5 hours. It was lame. But we got two snacks. Which was not lame. Home was fun. Mommy cried when I left. I got to see Sandy (x2), ( Read more... )

STRAIGHT A'S BITCHES!!!!!

Happy Yule! Merry Xmas! I will probably not have internet again for about a week. Call m if you have my cell, if not, I may call you <3

corona is your dad. i kinda sorta like beer if its corona. jen says trhat corona is awesome like a monkey.

fuck spellcheck muddafuacks

The year in review...the first sentence of each month of 2006.

January
I need to update more.

February
So I'm annoyed.

March

Has no one ever told John that pissing off a woman on her period is a very VERY bad idea?

April
So I'm totally updating.

May
So I figured I'd update while I had the chance.

June
So apparently dry ramen is flammable...?

July
I'm goin' ( Read more... )

I steal from jen. You should all do it too.

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your seven songs. Fuck tagging! Everyone should do it ( Read more... )

you'll get me these kitties for cwistmasssss! http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/pet/247674697.html

P.S.~I'm tired of studying, and I only did it for like, 45 minutes earlier. Wow. I'm lazy today. or maybe just in general.

HE'S SO FAAAAAAAT!!! http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/pet/245998674.html

Look at the second picture...sheeeeit I love that black cat, he's totally powning the little kydden hehe http://sfbay. ( Read more... )

I've just spent over an hour looking for staples. Yes. It's true. This project has taken my brain, and fucked it up the ass like you wouldn't believe. You want to know how many pages it is? I'm not sure you do, because you might explode, but I'm gonna say it anyway. It's 42 pages. No, that's not a typo. 42 pages 42 FUCKING PAGES!!!! And I just ( Read more... )